Death Note Parody - British Kid

I didn't want it to come to this, but I can't really ignore how butthurt Britfags can get over a comedy routine.
Don't get me wrong. Some of you have been absolutely wonderful, and I love that you don't take the video personally. This part is not directed at you at all. Please proceed to the next part of the description.
If you're still reading, you're either curious or just mentally retarded.
So here's the deal.
I don't want to reply and explain normal human logic to any more of you morons. I really don't. I write the same damn thing every time I reply to one of your comments, and it's getting old.
So if you want me to remove this video, I will. I would be happy to oblige.
If you go ahead and visit nimp.org, you can request for me to take it down there. If enough people do that, I will readily remove it for you.
But if you just leave a comment bitching about how all Americans are stupid, because we all clearly think stand-up comedy is always true, I will answer you with "lol" over and over until the day you can prove that you actually read the description.
When you're done with all of that, go ahead and fill this out to submit to the internet police.
http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/butthurt_report_form.jpg
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Light wants his kids to be British.
L is British.
I have it on account that Near digs America, for some reason.
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Because L sort of really is a British kid.
I know that would make Near British, too, because they came from the same place, but you know what, L is a better British kid than Near.
Besides, Light prefers L to Near, anyway, and I'm assuming that sentiment is universal.
I think even Near prefers L to himself.
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Audio: Nick Swardson
Video: Death Note
Credits: L's Theme B
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I do not own Death Note, Nick Swardson, or British children (because that would be slavery).

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• death
• note
• stand-up
• parody
• near
• light
• raito
• ryuuzaki
• british
• kid
• nick
• swardson
• comedy
• comedian
• funny
• cheerio
• knickers
• satire
• humor
• amv

[photographerinmaking]

Why has the British kid have an English accent?

[AwkwardBaby24]

@photographerinmaking England is part of Great Britain. If he had used a Scottish or Irish accent, it still would have been a "British" accent.

[Arkitakama777]

@GirlMattCosplayerX3

You will not get a British boyfriend. In fact, you will not get any boyfriend. And here's why: 1: You chase after British boyfags like they're something special. 2: You're a girl with the name Matt. And 3: Nobody will ever love you because you post about wanting British p*n*s in your c*ckh*le on Youtube videos.

Have a pleasant day!

[AwkwardBaby24]

@Arkitakama777 @Kyuubigirlxxx Everybody chill out and be cool. I don't care if you get along, just go not get along somewhere I don't get updates about it.

[TatianaLawliet]

british and proud, most of the boys in my school r from birmingham area and everyone knows what brummy boys sound like??? bunch of chavs...

[EvilHyugaHinata]

@tigiscooter so true u took the words right out of my mouth btw this is NOT raisist it is stereotypical- so stop going rasist this and raisist that coz this was NOT made with MALICIOUS INTENT!!!!

[tigiscooter]

yeah i'm british and i bloody love this. some people are so stupid getting hurt over it. creepers. anyway i love it.

[lilithlillium2]

@0410mushroom Still theres, no need to get so worked up over it

[ProfPikachu]

Heh, I'm British, but I sound American. I don't know anyone in my school who speaks like that. I only do when it's to make fun of some nerd LOL XD

[LenkagamineKun]

i want i British kid XD

[theDusk1656]

I'm English and I LOVE this!!!!

Dislikers, please send me your name and a picture of your face...

[xDejahx]

@louis4259 The British aren't a "race"

[TheAmberUchiha]

I'm British (English) and I LOVE Video where they mock British accents and the British stereotype! I don't get why some of us hold a grudge over it, it's hilarious! Maybe I'm nto very country-proud though :P Thanks for uploading ^^

[777leighx]

jeez everyone, its a comedy act, no need to get offended over it...

[sasoridanna1231]

L: cheero Light: yeah cheeros