More Awkward than a Rape Kiss

This is about as close I'm going to get to writing stand up material.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rape
• kiss
• bono
• kaitlyn
• bridge
• dark
• humor
• aids
• bisexual
• santas
• dead
• miley
• cyrus
• video log

[BlueJayRobin]

If I wuz a stalker, I'd wander around your town for days on end just in hopes that I might catch a glimpse of you doing anything at all. ;)

[KaitlynBridge]

@BlueJayRobin It wouldn't be worth it, I am a very boring person to stalk.

[1Action1Jackson1]

I wanna skull fuck you and make babies with your brains.

[leewardstyle]

hero status. bravo.

[Cammygurl227]

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[Trebla1986]

rape isn't funny. Unless your being raped by a clown.

[ryattt]

that diamond in the rimond in the rough shit was super dark

[mehgle]

So... I was looking up female nerdcore to play during the (optionally grand) opening of our additional 6,000 sq ft of pseudo-underground hackerspace. Your nerdcore... is... uh... okay. Frontalot wasn't very good when he started but he's one of the few decent singers now. Your comedy is absolutely hilarious! You're a natural! Way to be you. Thank you.

[mybrandnewlife1983]

You are gorgeous and super funny ;)...coming from another fellow lesbian

[RomanoGiovanni]

Thanks for the news about pizzas. Now I realize where all my money's been going. All this time I've been taking financial advice from an oddly round guy named DiGiorno Risingcrust.

This brings to mind another thought...what if it was a kosher pizza?

[AxelWedstar411]

You should do stand up! Younger comedians than you have made it big.

[ponchoyo]

ok i lol'd

[Moocow8]

pizza would make a terrible accountant