Gong Show, Static Cling

I don't know why I'm so obsessed with this act but I am. Sit back, relax, and enjoy a quaint musical number from a group the whole family can enjoy. Ladies and Gentlemen, "Static Cling"

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Gong
• Show
• Chuck
• Barris
• Jaye
• P.
• Morgan
• punk

[moosepube]

I bought you a vibrator But the batteries went down I'd go and get ya new ones but it's twenty miles to town Bought you seven pairs of panties One for every day While you're sniffin' one pair I got the other six for play This is my love song to you This is my love song, I love you Alright.....Okay.....Alright..­..Okay... (these are the lyrics for the taping, the original version was slightly different) -Neil Nonchalante

[moosepube]

I wanna be your sausage

I wanna be your meat

Don't tell me I'm outrageous

I'll shoot you in the street

I like your new dress

Now take it off

Come over here for playtime

I'll show ya I'm tough

This is my love song to you

This is my love song, I love You

[nubba111]

I coulda swore the lead singer smahed a tomato on his face at some point...memory is too hazy...

[blackdragon1028]

Gong Show ? Hell I thought I was watching American Idol, I was ready to phone in my vote.

[AngelaCarton]

There are only two types of people in this world. Those that loved The Gong Show and those that peed themselves on buses.

[SoloHero]

FUCK. THAT. BITCH. I was really starting to get into that song.

[tsartodd]

what's ironic (or sad) is that while this wasn't quite up to snuff by the standards of late 1970s punk, it totally blows what passes for punk nowadays completely offa the map.

[gwxk]

Mebbe Mabel should have said "Enough is enough" when it came to food !!

[VelvetIguana]

Static Cling is awesome! Back in the day my band covered this song.

[VelvetIguana]

Static Cling is awesome! Back in the day my band covered this song.

[patrickrockwell66]

Was there another verse if they hadn't gotten gonged?