Published on Mar 25, 2012
No copyright infrigement intended, the content of this video was edited from the episode The One With The Cake (S10E04) and belongs to Warner Channel.
Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Jack: Right now that seems so far away, seventeen years.
Judy: Yes, you'll be all grown up by then. We'll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Jack: That's true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!
Judy: After all, my parents died very young.
Jack: And my cholesterol's off the charts!
Judy: Remember, Emma, heart disease kills women too!
Ross: Ok, cut! Great. That was... that was just... yeah!
Rachel: Ross, um, don't forget to get a shot of Emma's cake. It's in a box in the fridge.
Rachel: Oh, you're gonna love this cake. I got it from a bakery in New Jersey, Corino's.
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Rachel: Well, anyway, they make these great novelty cakes, in all different shapes, and if you give them a photo, they'll copy it in icing!
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
Rachel: Yes! On a cake shaped like a bunny.
Ross: Uh, Rach? Does this bakery by any chance also bake erotic cakes? Say for bachelorette parties?
Rachel: Ross, what are you talking about? oh! Oh my God! They put my baby's face on a penis!
Phoebe: oh! Now it's a party!
Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Joey: Uh.. is it ok that I still think it looks delicious?
Judy: Jack, look at this.
Jack: I know what you're thinking Judy, the resemblance is uncanny!
Ross: I am this close to tugging on my testicles again.
Chandler: Ironically, that was the Maxim thing
Rachel: No, no, this is not what I ordered. Ok? I went all the way to New Jersey so that I could have the perfect cake for my daughter's birthday and I need a bunny cake, right now!
Ross: Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis, so we can put it on the bunny... that is a weird sentence!
Rachel: Oh! Believe you me! I am going to bring this cake back, I don't even want it in my home... Joey, don't touch it!!
Joey: I'm so confused!
Rachel: Yes, yes. I still want my daughters picture, but on a bunny cake. Yellow cake, chocolate frosting with nuts!
Chandler: To be fair this one does have nuts.