David Pogue SISCTI 34

David Pogue playing"The Girl I met by Email" by the end of his presentation at SISCTI .
(to the tune of "The Girl from Ipanema":)

Tall and tan and young and lovely,
The girl I met by e-mail's amazing,
Each night she writes me these sweet delights, I go, "Ah!"

Sweet and smart and svelte and sexy,
The girl I met by e-mail says
She's in town tonight, coming down tonight, I go, "Ah!"

Oh, I'd have paid all my money,
Just for this chance to adore her
Just one thing strikes me as funny,

If this babe is so drop-dead terrif,
Why hasn't she sent me her GIF?

Short and stout and kinda greasy,
The girl I met by e-mail in person
Is nothing like I'd pictured her to be,
The joke is on me.

Turns out she's a he!

(Copyright 2000 by David Pogue; http://www.davidpogue.com)

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