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3OH!3 DONT TRUST ME MORMON PARODY SONG!!!!!

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First of all, I had to record this on the lowest setting cuz this computer takes forever to download videos. Sorry for the bad quality :( So anyway.....

Hey! My name is Logan! I wrote they lyrics to this song. Its a MORMON parody to the infamous song Dont Trust Me by 3OH!3. I hope you like it. Tell your friends about it. Post it on your Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, or whatever you have. Sorry haha I had to kinda sing quiet cuz my bro was asleep haha or else I would've been rocking out! :D haha here are the lyrics to the song!


White shirt, with a tie overtop.
Hes a really really good kid doesnt drink soda pop. And hes a bus boy, and he has got a need, cuz
hes going on a mission and it sure wont be free.
The gift of tongues.
It sure helps with your speech. When youre in
a foreign country and the gospel youll teach.
And tell your girlfriend, if she tells you to stay,
that you didnt leave for fun
and that the work has to get done.

I dont know where Ill go.
Im praying for Tokyo.
Or someplace without the snow.
I really hate snow.

Where will I go?
Will I ever know?
Boise, Idaho?
Oh please, no!

I dont know where Ill go.
Maybe San Diego?
Right now Im in Provo.
I just want to go.

Where will I go?
I just want to know.
Swine Flu, Mexico?
Oh please, no!

Rashes, on the back of your hands,
The climates really different in these faraway lands.
And the doctor, said they wont go away.
But you know hes wrong.so you get down and pray.
B-b-b-blessings. Come to you everyday.
Teach-ing all the fam-il-ies to listen and obey.
And the best is, no one knows who you are.
Just another missionary sent from afar.

I dont know where Ill go.
Im praying for Tokyo.
Or someplace without the snow.
I really hate snow.

Where will I go?
Will I ever know?
Boise, Idaho?
Oh please, no!

I dont know where Ill go.
Maybe San Diego?
Right now Im in Provo.
I just want to go.

Where will I go?
I just want to know.
Swine Flu, Mexico?
Oh please, no!

Caffeine, messes you up.
Its called the word of wisdom, so I drink 7-UP.
I said, Virtue, its whats right.
Do not be immodest and wear stuff thats too tight.
I said, dating, not before youre sixteen.
It will make you do stuff thats most likely obscene.

I dont know where Ill go.
Im praying for Tokyo.
Or someplace without the snow.
I really hate snow.

Where will I go?
Will I ever know?
Boise, Idaho?
Oh please, no!

I dont know where Ill go.
Maybe San Diego?
Right now Im in Provo.
I just want to go.

Where will I go?
I just want to know.
Swine Flu, Mexico?
Oh please, no!

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  • hahahahahaha I loved it!!

  • @709Riki

    Thank you :)

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  • don't say you don't want to go Boise or else the Lord will send you there...just saying

  • Wow man you are so gangsta! You could be the next big thing. Or the next big rapper, like Eminem, but your name would be Skittel or somethin.

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  • omfg there is a thing called science maybe you should pick up a book it disproves everything you fucking dumbass mormons say. dating... not before 16 because my priest still want to fuck meh ya up the butt ya ima take it cuz ima a mormon

  • Is your name virtue ? Cause you garnish my thoughts unceasingly. ;)

    Come up to Canada! It's not that bad! Maybe even meet a couple cute Canadian girls! :)

  • I saw you put the link to your youtube page on AMSSA, and I'm glad I checked it out!

  • Oh my hell, Logan. Haha. I love you, Kid(:

  • Hey!! Logan my friend Rosa Love thinks that you are reallly really cute :D

  • haha its cuteeeeee!!!!!!! :))

    

  • Your really cute ^_^

  • Dude. That. Was. Awesome. Haha my brother is in Boise Idaho right now btw. It's awesome there. (:

  • awesome dude

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