The Reverend: Evil League of Evil application

The Reverend applies for a spot at the table...stable...whatever. Don't tell him he just rapped. He'd only go into denial about it.
He got in! See him on the "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" DVD!

Transcript:
Not to be confused with the master of puppets,
I'm the Plush Preacher, Father Felt, the Pastor of Muppets.
I'm the Miniature Minister of Sinister stuff
The Priest made of ping pong balls, mischief and fluff.
I am the puppet of the lord and I will tell you how to get
to Bless-a-Me Street if you ain't gotten there yet.
Stop your thinking. Stop your feeling. Stop your copulation.
I'll make puppets of the entire population.
I'll put my hand up politicians, scientists and theologians.
And I'll bribe the Evil League of Evil with indulgence.
That's right, even the thoroughbred of sin
can trot straight through the pearly gates if y'all let me in.
An offer you can't refuse. Unless you get one higher.
Or unless you just do, in which case, you know, fire.
Of the perpetual variety. So what's it gonna be?
Let the puppet in your club or burn for all eternity?

This is not as much a request
as it is a proposal of-
fering you something quite val-
uable you won't get anywhere else.

Still not sure? Need some more?
Well...what am I here for?
You're probably thinking, that's a preacher not a villain.
He can't be down with us unless he's out there killing.
Well, I've told you about my abilities as a herder,
so let's get to the real stuff: What's my stance on murder?
Well, once you know you've sinned beyond all redemption,
and you know you have no honest chance at ascension,
there's nothing wrong with killing. You might as well,
'cause the good ones go to heaven and the bad ones go to hell.
That's fair! They all get exactly what they require.
Everybody wins. Well, not the bad ones, 'cause...fire.
But I reckon I'm in the right. Me and the Lord are tight.
So you better let me in or you're in for a fight.
I'll kill you all, and forget about heaven.
So, do I get the job? Signed, the Reverend.

This is not as much a request
as it is a proposal of-
fering you something quite val-
uable you won't get anywhere else.

P.S. I really need this job. The church kicked me out 'cause of...an incident I don't wish to talk about. But I assure you I am not in any way a sexual deviant. Shut up! I am 100% heterosexual. You hear that, Bad horse? I have no desire what so ever to walk into your stall in the middle of the night...with a jar of... Okay, reverend, keep it together, remember chock therapy, remember the good book! Remember the...purdy horsie. No! No, reverend! Bad reverend!
Anyway. Yeah. Let me in the league or you're all going down. Far, far down. I'd like to go dow--No! Bad! But if you take me, you automatically get my invisible friend,
the most powerful being in or outside the universe on your side.
You may have heard of him. Can't pass that up.
So...can't wait to hear from y'all. Till then, God bless.

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[JoeEnglandShow]

I haven't seen the other applications, but I honestly can't imagine they're better than this. Is that mp3 still floating around somewhere? That link isn't doing me any good.

[Swenglish]

@JoeEnglandShow I'm not even sure I still have the MP3. I may have lost it when my old external hard drive froze to death one winter.

[JoeEnglandShow]

@Swenglish Aww. Well, change the link if you manage to find it. I'm sure I'm not the only one who'd like to get it!

[Swenglish]

@JoeEnglandShow Your best bet right now is to use one of those youtube-to-mp3 converter websites. Google youtube to mp3 and I'm sure you'll find somewhere you can just paste this video's URL and set it to the highest quality option and get the mp3 that way. I wouldn't normally endorse doing that in general, but in this case it might be the only way (other than recording off the DVD).

[missyah101]

This is my fav evil league of evil application winner :) very catchy

[hellenstam]

I was watching through the Dr Horrible DVD extras. Stumbled upon this one and was completely blown away! I watched it all the way through, hit rewind and watched it again. And again. And again. I watched this brilliant performance 4 times in a row before I could move on and watch the other applications. No other application came close to this one. I had to look up the other reverend videos on the tube aswell. Pure genius. Distilled genius. Genius sprinkeld with a generous amount of Awesome!

[JoeEnglandShow]

@Swenglish Heh. Yeah, actually, I just did. I figured it would be okay this time since you were offering it freely anyway.

[LCarlan47]

@Swenglish Agreed. You win, mister silver tongue.

[Swenglish]

@LCarlan47 It's a low blow to say that someone who thinks killing is fine because God sorts it all out anyway is a bit detached from reality? Whether you're a theist or not, I think it's pretty fair to say that The Reverend is pretty far removed from sensible.

[LCarlan47]

@Swenglish Well I enjoyed the entire thing. It is really well made, after all. The reality quip was just a bit of a low blow.

[Swenglish]

@LCarlan47 Had you enjoying it or had you fooled until the reality quip?