Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - Mafia Vs. Ninja

"Mafia Vs. Ninja", starring Lo Rei, So Yuen Fung and Tong Lung. The legitimately great Tai Chi Hsien (aka Robert Tai) choreos, directs and cameos in this absolute mess of a film, showcasing career turns in bad acting, over-acting, visible wire-work, ridiculous characters, lame storytelling, insipid dialogue and some of the cheesiest, most unconvincing fight scenes on camera. And although I wouldn't give him credit for his horrible product, bless Mr. Tai for nevertheless creating a wonderful piece of entertainment.

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[myowngenesis]

Awesome collection there mate. Kudos to you trying to bring a smile and a laugh ona world where such things seem to become a rarety.

Peace=)

[JoseBronxRican]

@myowngenesis Much appreciated.

[idole8]

My brother's cable has this network channel called "Black Belt TV" where they show these crazy movies every night.

[rjakobi]

That Italian knife thrower Nemo looks eerily similar to that mannequin dude on that old kid's show Today's Special. Never could take him seriously. Well, okay, more seriously than Fat Hawaiian Samurai Hitler dude.

[Ballowall]

REVEEEENGE!

[RockoMyler]

This films looks like one of the few examples where the lack of acting talent in the people onscreen far out-awfuls the lack of acting talent in the folks behind the microphone.

[LiquidMoogle]

Was there ever an award for the best grunting sound actor?