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Uploaded by on Jun 14, 2007

Chuck Norris owning some poor noobs! sorry for the bad quality, but it is not made by me

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  • ja stimmt aber wie ich schon sagte: 'sorry for the bad quality, but it is not made by me'

  • you know, bruce lee never owned chuck norris! well there was a movie where bruce lee won, but this was just the most expensive special effect in film history!

  • sry. as said, the video isn't made by me, but i'll try to find out what the song is called

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  • It used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked one of the corners. Now it's a triangle. heehee :D

  • pwnd

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  • @ontaru yeah and bruce lee's dead. coincidence?

  • @ontaru Ya, Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris. He is faster and stronger. He can make people fall if he punches someone in one-inch. He can do push-ups with one hand and only 2 fingers. Chuck Norris even admits that Bruce Lee can beat him.

  • Bruce Lee can still beat him.

  • chuck cant brush his teeth because the water is afraid of him

  • Chuck Norris doesnt swallow when he eats.

  • Dear hitmonchan107 I do not like your comments they are rude and disrespectful to Chuck Norris and other people including Christian people

  • @twizteez Chuck Norris doesn't read any book except the bible. Too bad his bible doesn't have the epic Austin 3:16 quote there.

  • Chuck Norris dosen't read. He stares at the book until he gets all the information he needs.

    There is no democracy. Only a Chucktatorship.

  • Chuck Norris's roundhouses miss the enemy's head. Stone Cold's Stunners never fail.

    Chuck has a fist under his beard, but Stone Cold has a venom-spitting rattlesnake between his legs.

    Chuck Norris only has Gary Oak as his son, but SCSA always calls everyone "son", including his own father.

    Chuck Norris is IRL a dumb Christian who reads John 3:16.

    SCSA: You thump your bible and talk about John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!

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