Chuck Norris/Walker Texas Ranger fighting scenes
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It used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked one of the corners. Now it's a triangle. heehee :D
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pwnd
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@ontaru yeah and bruce lee's dead. coincidence?
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@ontaru Ya, Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris. He is faster and stronger. He can make people fall if he punches someone in one-inch. He can do push-ups with one hand and only 2 fingers. Chuck Norris even admits that Bruce Lee can beat him.
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Bruce Lee can still beat him.
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chuck cant brush his teeth because the water is afraid of him
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Chuck Norris doesnt swallow when he eats.
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Dear hitmonchan107 I do not like your comments they are rude and disrespectful to Chuck Norris and other people including Christian people
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Chuck Norris dosen't read. He stares at the book until he gets all the information he needs.
There is no democracy. Only a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris's roundhouses miss the enemy's head. Stone Cold's Stunners never fail.
Chuck has a fist under his beard, but Stone Cold has a venom-spitting rattlesnake between his legs.
Chuck Norris only has Gary Oak as his son, but SCSA always calls everyone "son", including his own father.
Chuck Norris is IRL a dumb Christian who reads John 3:16.
SCSA: You thump your bible and talk about John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!
ja stimmt aber wie ich schon sagte: 'sorry for the bad quality, but it is not made by me'
ontaru 4 years ago
you know, bruce lee never owned chuck norris! well there was a movie where bruce lee won, but this was just the most expensive special effect in film history!
ontaru 4 years ago
sry. as said, the video isn't made by me, but i'll try to find out what the song is called
ontaru 4 years ago