Alexis Beauty Tips: Sexy Eyes!!

today im lik showng u teh get teh sexy model/celeb look! ^__^

caution:: lik tis wil cause lik permanent brain dramage but lik who totalee needs one rite?

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[reddavid]

I discovered talking to a friend yesterday that it seems to be possible to do the same sort of thing simply by trying out too many perfume samplers. I think it must be caused by the alcohol content of perfume, and then the fact that when you smell the freshly sprayed perfume, that you're effectively just snorting alcohol vapour and absorbing it into to the bloodstream via the lungs, which is about the quickest (and most lethal) way to get sloshed, and to give yourself brain damage. Worth trying?

[o0bEaUtIFuLErtHunU0o]

yah tat wuld wrk for juss lik a while but lik my tip is lik a permanent retro look ^_^ thnx 4 teh suggesstion <3

[yurianne07]

oh hai: if you did it up tha nose thru the cribiform plate then that would b kewl too. you can take out tha pituitary as well, which causes health/aging problems too; kay then!

[xAllikens]

this was a very missunderstood medical procedure where a lot of innocent had they're personalities taken away from them. I get where your coming from with the whole dumb model thing but you should make sure you kno what and who you are making fun of.

[HAHAYOURMOMful]

AHA. u luk like crap nd talk lik it.

even thou ur "messin" round

ur so annoying.

nd no funny.

[ZenP]

Best makeup tutorial vid on Youtube I'd say, so quick and easy!