Youtube Poop: A Walrus Commits Mass Infanticide For Absolutely No Discernible Reason

Part 2 of my epic Alice in Wonderland MegaPoop!

After raping Alice, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum feel guilty and decide to make it up to her by telling her a story. A story about a Walrus, a Carpenter, some oysters, Fucking Cabbages (with the delicious smell of fucking farty old cabbage), shoes, and some other stuff that's not as important.

This is probably even better than the first part! It also features my very first use of Adobe Flash, which I got just a few days ago. It's only used for one brief scene, though, and I'll let you figure out which one, but I can guarantee you I'll be implementing it fully in the near future.

EDIT: I Got kicked out of the Supercamp for inappropriate behavior. In other words, I won't be taking a hiatus after all! :D

Another Important Note:
The Tweedles, the Walrus, the Carpenter and the Oysters were ALL played by J. Pat O'Malley. Also, the Drill Sergeant in the Billy and Mandy episode was played by none other than R. Lee Ermey himself!

Sources Used (In Rough Order of Appearance):
- Alice in Wonderland (1951)
- SpongeBob SquarePants -- "Something Smells"
- Dragonforce -- Through The Fire and the Flames
- Sesame Street NES Game (in-joke reference to MatthewSeldon17)
- Final Fantasy VII (One Winged Angel)
- Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon/Link: The Faces of Evil
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Hotel Mario
- Mario Kart DS
- A Twilight Calendar
- Total Drama Island
- Street Fighter Cartoon
- Street Fighter Movie
- Al Tv (Fred Huggins)
- Blue Dragon
- Crash Twinsanity
- Five Easy Pieces (1970)
- Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
- Princess Natasha
- Return of The Jedi (IT'S A TRAP!)
- House
- The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy -- "Here Thar Be Dwarves"
- Homestar Runner
- Arthur "Living Books" computer game -- taken from SkyGuy16's video
- Gilbert Gottfried's Bob Saget Roast
- Revenge of the Sith
- Ren and Stimpy
- The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
- "Toys Gone Wild" by Boogidyboo
- Mortal Kombat

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[ryaku5]

What song was playing while he was playing his cane?

[molemanninethousand]

@ryaku5 "Eternity" from Blue Dragon.

[WWEChampion16]

Maybe you could have added the Beatles song "I am the Walrus".

[molemanninethousand]

@WWEChampion16 Too obvious. The song itself was NAMED after this poem.

[randomcicischik]

what happened to "I wondah wats for dinner?" at 5:09????

[molemanninethousand]

@randomcicischik Too obvious, I've used that in other videos already and I had a much more original source to use in that spot.

[yoshu2]

ok youtube poop aside, how the hell is that walrus smoking a cigar underwater?

[molemanninethousand]

@yoshu2 Out of all the things in this video, THAT stuck out to you as particularly odd?

[reaperman2010]

diabeetus

[belartful]

The walrus and the carpenter were walking to Sudan!

[SlymeGreen]

This is glorious.

[Blitsrainer]

Freaken awsome.

[Omnywrench]

A loaf of sealing wax is what we nazis need!

[evanmarogen]

I know this is overused but I think it would have been funnier if the walrus either said some turrets guy lines like "ill have a double bacon cheeseburger and don't load it up with a bunch of bull shit" or "bacon and eggs dear" "what" "oh for crying out loud bacon and eggs" when the carpenter was taking the order.