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Uploaded by on Apr 16, 2008

My name is Dick Masterson, and this is my voicemail. More death threats per podcast than any other.

Check out dickline.com this Friday 2-3 Pacific Time. And buy my book at your manliest local bookstore.

http://www.amazon.com/Men-Are-Better-Than-Women/dp/1416953817/?tag=google0966-20
http://www.MenAreBetterThanWomen.com
http://www.oprahisgoingtoshit.com
http://www.dickline.com

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  • A chick's idea of being funny, is to cause bodily harm to someone else, without any intricate pattern to the "humor".

    Chick's are incapable of cohesive thought patterns.

    The one girl's message: "Okay, first of all, you're a stupid homo" *hangs up*...

    Okay...So what happened to "second of all"? If you are going to go down a list, be sure to continue rather than making one point instead of making several...

    I fail to see how women are supposedly better at language and arts than men...

  • Have any of the women given real world examples of why men are not better than them, rather than resorting to insults, getting personal and using sex like a carrot on a string? Oh yeah, men are better at arguing... Even though they get far less practice.

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  • Actually, guys are better at sucking dicks too. All porn stars are taught by gay men.

  • @moonlightblaster Second off it's "etc" not "ect" you dumbfuck

  • @moonlightblaster

    I like how you included "having boobs" "talking" "having a vigina[sic]" "bleeding"

    First off, most of these things are false, fabricated, meaningless, grammatically incorrect, or just plain stupid.

  • Because we don't treat women badly, we just don't want them taking credit for our shit!

  • Women are better at men with, nursing, helping the sick, singing, evolving, driving, language, art, dancing, writing, social studies, reading, spelling, vets, teachers, cooking, cleaning, coming up with ideas, talking, having boobs, having a vigina, bleeding, having feelings, beauty, acting, raising children [most times], being mentally strong, smarter, better models, ect.

  • Shut yer goddamn mouth Luca

  • How is being a writer worse then being a worker at mcdonalds? Idiot.

  • 5:39, 5:45. 1+ for the south park references!

  • "I hear chicks in the background..."

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