No Country For Old Men: Alternative Opening Narration
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Uploaded by PrimusInterInpares on Oct 19, 2008
I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe, I know. My great granddaddy was a lawman; granddaddy too. Me and him, we'd go hunting for squirrel when I was about yeigh high. Bring em back, fry em up, throw em in a pie. One time my great granddaddy Zeke shot hisself 12 squirrel in about fifteen minutes. I didnt know what to make of that. I mean, just how you supposed to eat that many squirrel anyways? Well, I'll tell you how he did it. Ya eat two squirrel for breakfast, two squirrel for lunch, throw the rest of em into a pie. Hmmm hmm, I sure loves me some squirrel pie. Secret to cooking squirrel pie is that you gotta do it in a sock. But you know what's even better than squirrel pie? Coon pie. Hmmm hmm, I sure loves me some coon pie. One time I had me a dream that me and my great granddaddy Zeke was huntin for coon and it was mighty dark and cold out. We saw a bunch of coons eatin out of a dumpster. Took out the shotgun and blasted that dumpster till there werent nothing movin. Brought em home, fried em up - but in this dream we didnt make no coon pie, we made coon cake. And then we all took turns out back drinkin out of the hose to wash it all down. Then I woke up.
Written by Robert Faler and David Humphreys
Performed by Robert Faler
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Nothing worse then coon pie but COON CAKE.
XvxBERSERKxvX 1 year ago
no no, no...
itstheowner 3 years ago
I guess that passes as logic in your cracker view of things. You don't know what you're talking about.
16Bl 3 years ago 2
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worst movieever made
RayRayRayEnR2008 3 years ago
this is the funniest shit EVER! OMG what if this was how it REALLY opened?????? good job!
artmania1990 3 years ago
McCain sucks ass.
WorldWideMarket 3 years ago
I nearly split me a gut laffin...
chileamangye 3 years ago