LOTR Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!
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@ZutaMacka666 You know, female hater, that with so few elves in Middle-Earth, many of the Elven warriors that you saw on the field of battle could have been she-elves. In many cultures in the ancient world (like ancient Ireland), the women fought right along side of the men in REALITY not fiction. Why don't you crack open a history book sometime and LEARN something instead of running your stupid-ass mouth.
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@DragonTycoon Because the water is pure, and they are not.
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And yeah, in the books Frodo didn't just lay around being carried around by some Elf, he FOUGHT it!
Oh and... the Nazgul weren't outran by an untrained woman (note: NOT a woman warrior, just a girl who spends time reading bopoks), but by the captain of Elrond's guard, GLorfindel!
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Tolkien didn't use Arwen, because she had no importance. Elrond used one of the 3 rings to raise the river; the story really loses all meaning if some elven wench can beat the carp out of Sauron's most powerful servants on her own. I mean, why didn't they send 3 girls over and be done with Mordor!?
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@vasdesade Hell to the yes...I'm as gay as Adam Levine yelling at Blake Shelton!
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@ryan33bttm Gay much?
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It sounds like the Black Rider says "Give a path, she elf" not "Give up the halfling, she elf"...anyone?
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@DragonTycoon Because the river Bruinen is elvish domain and it's controlled by Elrond. Tolkien never explains why they're afraid of water in general though.
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running down the river will not help you...
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If you want him come and claim him,so HOT!!!!!
The common tongue translation of the spell/invocation is, "Waters of the Misty Mountains, listen to my plea... Flow the waters of Breunin against the Ring-Wraiths!"
ryan33bttm 6 months ago 38
@ryan33bttm Beautiful words, thanks for posting them!
PennySmart 6 months ago 4