Red Dwarf Impressions Competition: Kochanski vs. Kochanski

I DON'T THINK PEOPLE GET MY VIDEO: So let me explain:

Here's the deal. I wanted to do something funny. I had a marvellous script written out, complete with cat fight in the middle. Though when it came to editing time, I had to drop A LOT to get it to fit one minute. So, this is the heavily edited version.

It's basically Chloe Annett vs. Clare Grogan over who was the better Kochanski. I'll let you decide that in actuality. Lol. I understand my accent flitters between scottish-scouse-geordie-american, but I bid you to get passed that and try to enjoy the video.

If you're wondering what the last three lines are its:

CG: Oh that's right, you're the high flyer, after all you were in that...what was it?
CA: Don't say it
CG: Oh yes, Crime Traveller....

If you want to see the full version, you'd have to ask and I'll get that sorted, otherwise I can send you the script. Lol.

Have fun smegheads!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• BBC
• Red
• Dwarf
• Competition
• Robert
• Llewellyn
• Kryten
• Dave
• Lister
• Arnold
• Rimmer
• Kochanski
• Kristine
• Impressions

[1961andrewdennis]

Brilliant Kochanski x2!! Both accents down pat and I love the concept of facing off each other. Would have loved to have seen the 'cat fight', that's the challenge with this comp'. You did well to get it right on 1 min' I crimped mine (not by choice) over by a couple of sec's. Good luck

[Telfrid]

@1961andrewdennis Thank you so much! Good to know it wasnt totally terrible! x

[paultrd]

haha, you get my vote :)

[Telfrid]

@paultrd

Cheers dude! x

[TheNova5]

@crimsonsamuraiftw I still don't see why the writers would want the only female character to be so unlikeable...

[crimsonsamuraiftw]

@TheNova5 That's the way her character was supposed to be, at least how the writers originally intended for her through their earlier books.

[StormsongK]

Clare Grogan...the ONLY Kochanski! She was the lovely girl-next-door. She didn't need to be glitzy and snobbish for Lister to think he was out of his league with her. And I think she would actually have got on with him eventually if it could have happened.

[thedoctor6666666666]

do the full version

[emybaby69]

I like the idea of this video both kochanskis in the ring

lol well done great vid

[thekrunkymonkey1]

I don't know who this girl here is, but I want to eat her up.

[Arrinao]

Why did you need it to fit one minute?

[TheNova5]

I LOOOVED the original Kochanski. She was cute, pretty funny and relatable. Kochanski in the later episodes was a bit boring... she acted really bitchy, high-class and annoying.

[ThrobnWood]

I like the vid by the way Telfrid :3 Very cute; it's just a shame we can't see the whole thing.

[ThrobnWood]

I suppose my favourite Kochanski was Clare, but I've nothing against Chloe. A lot of people whinged about Kochanski in seasons 7-8, & I myself missed the "old Dwarfers", but everything has to evolve. Change is always in effect. I enjoy the entire Red Dwarf series ^_^