Amazing! Bird sounds from the lyre bird - David Attenborough - BBC wildlife

tl;dr
shut up

Hi, fellow prisonmates!
LordDumal here. I love being your bitch! Promise me we'll stay penpals when you get out, k? I probably won't get out for a long time because the judge said I'm a menace to farm animals and small children. LMAO!!!! Ooops, I dropped the soap!
Love,
LordDumal
aka "Dummie" aka "Dr.Dum" aka "Prison Bitch".

hello fellow workers, i am gay. look at this thing someone sadi online, and its semi literate; lmao!!!!!!! kill me and then my faggot baby balls. Thanks
-decadyne

Could well be fake I guess.. even David Attenburough needs ratings..

Dear lord, please make me stop laughing. it huuuurts :P

Whahahah this is sooo funny :P

ROFL A CAMERA

Dear LordDumal,
I didn't read that. I just printed it out and tacked it on the employee break room wall. You're a hit. Within an hour, dozens of strangers have found your semi-literate ramblings an inspiring canvas for penciled-in punctuation and humorous dickfaces. One funny comment reads "Lord Dumal's mom has two cunts -- and both of them are Lord Dumal!"

C'mon. You gotta figure that's pretty funny. I thought you were just a huge cunt, but here you are actually TWO.

I didn't read that. you still aren't funny and are autistic though. also you probably tell random people in real life to Upgrade to Linux if you see them using Windows Vista.

Dear LordDumal,
I see you attempted to parody my anti-advertisement post. I have seen better shit slung by children. On the brighter side, I'm happy to see that the prison offers you internet -- but watch out! They know you lurk in Hanna Montana chatrooms. The good news is you can flaunt your peculiar vapidity on Yahoo Answers, where the bar is so fucking low even a bullshit pedophile con artist such as yourself can thrive.

Great presentation.