Story by Norm and Paul
music by Dave
see Norm's page under the Youtube name nrm333
On about the fourth time it came back out of her butt hole a rotted human like deformed baby face sprouted from the dank turds hermaphrodite like brown slit. This mutated baby face began changing form right in front of me and Chucks stoned eyes until it formed into a dripping puke orange David Hasselhoff face with huge collagen infected lips. It let out a loud painful baby like scream with its reptilian like cow hoofs and human toes dancing around in the toxic air. It's mini blood dripping fingers began snapping and Hasselhoff's big lips opened only it was Elvis Presley's voice that came out and began singing. "Feel so bad, Like a ball on a rainy day, Yes I got my rain check, Shake my head and walk away Oooo-people that's the way I Sometimes I think I wantThen again I think I don't Sometimes I want to stay here, Then again I want to leave here.Yes, I gotta Pack my grip and ride away, Oooo-people that's the way I feel. Sometimes I think I want Then again I think I don't." Me and Chuck started laughing hysterically and dancing around as this thing from Sally's ass sung us that Elvis song. Sally was still on all fours, her screams and yells were like some back up singer's nightmarish futuristic vision of hell on earth. "Preebers, Dlaa-gorp! (beware, imbeciles!)" the thing from Sally's butt hole screamed at us before sucking back up into her stomach. Sally collapsed into a coma after this and me and Chuck stood staring at each wondering what the hell was going on. We Left Sally's body resting on the floor and the stench of Ethanol farts continued to ooze from her butt hole every few minutes. A massive broadcast suddenly came over my computer screen and security system! It was that big phoney Obama who everyone knew was in league with the Alien fuckers and hated the resistance. His gigantic black beady eyes had turned into black Eels that lurched from his eye sockets and his mouth opened into what looked like a pit of fire and he spoke in a warped demonic voice. "All earthlings that are left! Stop your resistance and join me! get the stamp of freedom and you will no longer have to scrounge for food or drugs! join me now or suffer the consequences!. I knew better than to stare directly into his eyes, because it was well known he cast spells on the remaining crazed people that stared into his eyes during any TV broadcast....
The sex practices of the people of Earth had never before been given such appaling license. There was an exquisite delirium of animal lust in the air as citizens fucked in the streets, in the parks, on rooftops-- everybody minded their own business. Unfortunately not all of the police were killed by the initial War with the space invaders. Some the smarter (or less-stupid I should say) cops had organized underground and, realizing their futility against the Invaders, and the dire need for order ("More now than ever do we need a police force!" I heard them bellowing at their meetings--As a double agent I must have them believing I'm working for them-- The Aliens even think I'm doing their bidding--They communicate to me telepathically, scanning my mind but I'm so damn smooth I send back lies and scramble the signals). The cops's main function these days was to round up what they saw as the most offensive of the sex crazies and lock them up in what had become known as the "Perv Cubes"-- A vast construct of cyclone fence and concrete, erected from the ruins of the demolished City jail and town hall. But there were nowhere near enough personnel to service this vast hive of corruption--Six tiers of perversity, the shit and jizz and afterbirths and drool oozing through the steel wired cages encrusting in a thick blackish crust on the bare concrete below, where idiots and lobotomized schizoids writhed in anorexic bliss, copulating, eating shit, vomiting down eachother's throats--A potbellied bald man covered in slime punches a woman in her belly-- she writhes and queefs out a dying fetus-- The man snatches it, gobbling the fetus and placenta like a big red pasta, sucking the afterbirth from her clenching, spasming vagina--Three negroes with their genitalia hacked off raw lick the gaping red wounds-- Sixty-niners gobble raw excrement in a neverending cycle till they die in paristalitic dysentary-- A leper wallows in urine in a concrete corner, dissolving his being in the ultimate corruption. The Aliens could easily dispose of this abomination with one mini-electronuke, but it amuses them greatly-- one of the top-rated channels on there "mind-TV'. They have the ability to see through any of our eyes, tuning in on our minds with their magnetic headset devices. I used psychedelics to detect their presence, intercept their thoughts, amass a file on their ass longer than the bullshit 9-11 commission.
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Crack City (part 1)by redpaul794,920 views
Are you from Canada, your voice sounds weird
papichulobumber1 1 year ago
@papichulobumber1 in case you aren't joking, it's a robot
redpaul79 1 year ago