From the Conservative Bible - Jesus on abortion: In 5 seconds

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[themsfightinwoids]

Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.

[RonPaulGeorgeRingo]

The New Conservative Bible (excerpt):

In the beginning, there was Reagan.

And Reagan said, "Let there be debt." And there was debt.

[sweetlolitacookies]

@ryandevison You've got to be kidding me!

[damienbrennan1]

@tomitstube or someone like you! fact is majority of pedophiles are family mambers or professionals-doctors, teachers etc

[damienbrennan1]

@ryandevison lol

[ryandevison]

was that really written in the bible?

[TheBusinessisgood]

@OldSchoolSkill and i forgot to mention that there are alot of christians such as myself who are very aware and are against the illuminate.My only concern is surviving for whatever comes my way instead of fighting a hopeless battle.Besides i am taught to be a peaceful man.

[TheBusinessisgood]

@OldSchoolSkill that seems adequate.with that being said- abortion is economically bad and unethical(to a certain degree-such as the medical condition of the baby) But i do understand that babys that are kept alive benefit the federal government,but that doesn't mean we should authorize a cruel procedure such as abortion.There are better ways to conduct ourselves and there are better alternatives to use against the elite.

[OldSchoolSkill]

@TheBusinessisgood

You are right that the "elite" intend to lower population, especially in poor countries with natural resources. I have checked my facts. In America, the agenda is to maintain an ample workforce that is ill-informed, uneducated, poor and in debt. They want to extract a lifetime of slavery, then make sure we die before we collect any benefits. Nothing I said was politically biased.

[TheBusinessisgood]

@OldSchoolSkill LMAO the federal reserve has both sides in their pockets and if you know anything about the "elite" then you would know that their goal is depopulation.You should get your facts in check before saying stupid political bullshit.

[tjv323]

@onthewaytothecrapper The first recorded evidence of induced abortion, is from the Egyptian Ebers Papyrus in 1550 BC