Christian Bale loses temper, calls director a Lint Licker, Stinky McStink Face

Am I gonna walk around and rip your pickle snatching lights down in the middle of a scene? Then why the French toast are you walkin right through? Ah dah dah dah dah, like this in the background. What the boat shoe is it with you? What dont you flapjacking understand? You got any lint licking idea about, Hey, its mother duckling distracting having somebody walking up behind Brice in the middle of the donkey-diving scene. Give me a kumquat picking answer. What dont you get about it?


Oh good for you. And how was it? I hope it was biscuit baking good because its useless now, isnt it? Mallard ducks sake man youre amateur. McG, you have feather plucking something to say to this Stinky McStink face?

Well someone should be monkey-lovin watchin him, and keepin an eye on him. Its the second time he doesnt give a hoo-ha about what is goin on in front of the camera, alright? Im tryin to fudge-sucking do a scene here, and Im goin, Why the toe jam is Shane walkin there? What is he doin there? Do you understand my mind is not in the scene if youre doin that? Stay of the fuddy duddy set man. Rice cake! Alright lets go again.

No lets not take a canned ham minute, lets go again. Im gonna pineapple slap your ascot if you dont shut up for a second, alright? Im gonna go, you want me to go flunking trash you lights? Do you want me to Faulkland Islands trash em? Then why are you trashing my scene? You are trashing my scene. You do it one more garbage chucking time, and I aint walkin on this set if youre still hired. Im basket weaving serious. Youre a nice guy. Youre a nice guy, but that dont fur coat cut it when your spoon n forkin around on set like this.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christian Bale
• Temper
• Rant
• Tantrum
• French Toast
• Lint Licker

[InvertebrateAlliance]

French toast lol

[manbearpigme]

LOL! OH GOOD FOR YOU! LOL!

[Purplecatsoup30]

@MaghoxFr hahaha, yeah that's a good call. I would probably kick a douche bag like this guy in the nuts and then run away. Too bad though that I would probably fall over from laughing so hard. I hope it was biscuit baking good because it's useless now!

[MaghoxFr]

@Purplecatsoup30 I totally agree, hw would kick my ass to much, but I would punch him right on the mouth without warning, like a coward, but he'd shut his mouth at least. Then he would proceed to the ass kicking, but I would probably kick him in the nuts and run away.

[Purplecatsoup30]

@MaghoxFr yeah man but he's touch. He could kick your dick!

[handleydan]

This is as funny as the Big Labowsky when viewed on public broadcast! lol YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, WHEN YOU MEET A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!? YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED A STONER SCRAMBLED EGGS?!

[badzulu44]

"I'm going to pineapple slap your ascot!!"

[MrBrunothedog]

Is that Bob Fossil from mighty boosh?

[meeery09]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, french toasting hilarious!

[MaghoxFr]

If a fucking Hollywood, millionaire star talks like this to me, he wouldn't say two words before I break their face, piece of shit.

[reese373]

lol greeeeeat editing lol so funny

[Rajnoow]

@PhasmataJ Fame can go to your head... and screw-up everrything