STD SONG

MAGOO & CHRIS & JOEY (composing a #1 Hit Single)

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Lyrics
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[talk]
let me tell you how i got it
[Verse 1]
i was out one night doing it right
saw this chick looking hella tight
i thought her ass was dyno-mite
her ass was a beautiful sight
so we had some drinks
we had some beers
and back to my place we started to steer




i didnt wear a jimmy cap and now i think i have the clap
i should of been no were near hur
now my punk ass got the gonerhur
but i still hit it from the back
I went raw dog in her KITTY-cat
[chorus]
oh no, i think i got an std
i stuck my dick into that sluts pussy
i didnt know she had a disease
i just wanted her on her knees
and now im living with an std
an std
std
[verse 2]
now theres green shit coming out of my dick
the consistancy looks alittle thick
i went to the doctor said i think im sick
theres something wrong with my magic stick
i pulled down the front of her thong, smoke rose like a hit from a bong
but i still did it with that dirty hoochie, had my dick in her filthy coochie
and then he asked me if it hurt when i pissed
he said if so, you got syphilis
i said shit
atleast she had big tits


[chorus]
oh no, i think i got an std
i stuck my dick into that sluts pussy
i didnt know she had a disease
i just wanted her on her knees
and now im living with an std
an std
std
[bridge]
i should of let her walk right past me
instead i stuck it in her ass cheecks
now it hurts when her gas leaks
like it hurts when i skeet skeet
[chorus]
oh no, i think i got an std
i stuck my dick into that sluts pussy
i didnt know she had a disease
i just wanted her on her knees
and now im living with an std

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• STD
• std
• SONG
• song
• FUNNY
• funny
• Makemebad35
• Disease
• Sexually
• Transmitted
• Funny
• Song

[TDG1fan]

hahahahhaa thts fucking funny

[chicken9115]

thankss :)

[chicken9115]

fucking epic!! :)

[nickothompson]

@xoxoItsSamixoxo YOUSUCK.. very good song. And it happens to the best of us.

[1997lilmemphis]

wack 

[bassvayn33]

hahaha laughed the whole way through!

[lollipop1312]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[xoxoItsSamixoxo]

omg so this totally changed my thoughts about you chris. you wrote this...*backs away slowley*

[D10P3T]

rofl i love this

[madysenjulia]

put this song on myspace

[KaitlynBby44]

Ahaha I Love It, Especially Cause Magoo Is In It.[;