Pizza For One

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[pastafarian37]

Last joke was great. Pizza was a bit too drawn out.

[whydizz]

@KiheiLawyer pushing down a pregnant girl down the stairs would cause an abortion. I might've smiled on that one if he didn't tell his stupid pizza joke.

[gregorcollins]

tuff crowd on the pizza joke.

[Vaeril]

@whydizz It would more likely cause a miscarriage. Which is different from a real abortion, beacause a violent miscarriage (such as might be caused by falling down the stairs) is always dangerous for pregnant woman herself. Also, I personally don't find it funny, joking on what is equivalent to assault (and might cause severe consequences for the abused victim's health).

[MayaSeny]

Its not that kind of pizza. lmao

[thisdudeisangry]

Pizza joke took to long.

[kaichrono]

As in the pregnant woman walks up, then jumps off squishing the baby. It's a gross joke.

[KiheiLawyer]

just a flight of stairs???? i don't get it.

[wtfismycar]

@thatswhatisaidyeah NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWW! u lie.