The Village Named Adventure - Hair sailor

Chorus:
you wanna have that silky smooth hair like me
come on baby you can come touch and see
i'll fix it but it ain't for free my shorty drop your zip
and see what we can fit, WHILE YOU STILL HAVE YOUR PAANTS OON

welcome to my barbershop, where i sure can fix your hair
little lady step up first, let's see what we have in theeere..
you want a tube swim a pube trim or maybe just a poo tint
we have everything a princess chooses

the prince of masachussets was an honorable client
so many hoes in line to cut they hair they start a riot
we dont just offer regular cuts, you can make a goddamn bed from that butt-
french hot dog fillings wit extra mustard, hair is the golden stuff, ah oui

if you like hash we can do a blunt cut
bring it with you in a bag i mean the hair of course son
collecting all the strains leave you with a weight line
had to stop cutting you because you hate to die

a Raaazor is best used on very wet hair
and-is-discouraged-on-very curly hair, mabelle
you'd like a clean shave, why-don't-we-make-it-a-waxing
you can call on the cab i call him a taxi but fair enough!

oh baby girl your hair is a mess
but dont cry cause im a master hair sailor-
i can fix, i can layer, i can point a notch -
like a tailor come here dont be afraid girl, lets give it a whirl

yes baby you saved me bitch
every time you cut my hair i like to piss
i am the little shit,
perhaps you want to smell a bit
and suck my dick, please!

oh no no no we only serve the females
you're a little too young to be a shemale, liarboy
skepp ohoy, buy a toy that vibrates, a scissor
trimmin the back of your head to be a beauty like clarissa

so what do we want today?
i love you cut my hair
i'll trim it on the sides
and in my butt there
can you cut my ear
of course i can
bring me a fucking beer, (but its noon) its hurts

going on the boat sailing from coast to coast
pro cutting hair, we don't mean to boast
for sure its not a hoax make your hair a little toast
black, red, yellow white, color of the year

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[Zeboone]

is nice!