Glass Fleet Abridged Episode 3

"Like The Fruitcake"

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Cassius614 Stars as Michel Volban

Cameos in Order of Appearance

SamTheGreek(SxXAbridged): Tao Priest who gets his ass kicked by a French Chick
HendrixTheCat: Another TaoPriest, also, they both die eventually... Horribly...
AnonymousRoyalty: Cowardly saloon patron(s)
Sketch: Hank Hill
MysticDoubleX: Clint Eastwood Fan

(Sadly, shortly after this episode was filmed, all extras caught a particularilly virullent space virus and died horribly. Such is life.)

Music Used in Order of Appearance

Jupiter 'The briger of Jolity' by Gustav Holst
Enter the Marshes from LOTR soundtrack
Candle in the Wind by Elton John
Hymn of the Faith by Nobuo Uematsu (Not actually sure of that one, correct me if Im wrong)
Duel of the Fates by John Williams

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• glass
• fleet
• abridged
• anime
• parody
• holst
• jupiter
• john
• williams
• star
• wars
• cleo
• michel
• vetti
• sxabridged
• sketch
• cassius614
• mysticdoublex

[dragonlibrarian]

Lord of the Rings, Invader Zim, Vision of Escaflowne, and The Princess Bride all in one episode. Impressive...

[Unwardil]

There's also George Carlin, Evangelion, Hitch Hiker's Guide, Outlaw Star, Batman, Family Guy, (though, admitedly those last two where introducted earlier) Final fantasy, Romeo and Juliet, Discworld and of course, Starwars.

But getting that many of them unassisted is pretty impressive.

[tokyomop]

A.... flagrant.... toddler-tiddling... woopsie?

[Unwardil]

He's british you know.

[TractionEra]

Was that an Eragon reference when the tranny was beating up the stalkers?!

If not then what movie? I may have seen it...

[Unwardil]

Lord of the Rings actually. It's the bit where Eowyn kills the Lich King during the Battle of Pellenore field.

Michel wishes she were that badass.

[adamwestslapdog]

wait that sword fight caused an explosion that ripped off the 2 fighters shirts?

WHY DOES THAT NEVER HAPPEN WHEN WOMEN HAVE A SWORD FIGHT?

[TehExorcist]

An...ENORMOUS DICK!?

A GIANT HAM!!!

*clash*

Oh, this is brilliant. xD

[guibin]

0:44 to 0:46

"reading stories to little kids while the twin icons of your consumerist..."

I applaud you, Unwardil.

It's also a little ironic and perhaps in poor taste that I'm saying this on the day before its 10 year anniversary.

[bananaphoneman12]

This abridged series is just pure poetry.

[Sobeknellra]

MITCH HEDBERGGGGGGG REFERENCE!

[DrakeDarkHunter]

@itchypan

ever heard of Miss Cleo? If not google her.

[satenshi]

After having played the game for a while, I see many final fantasy x connections. For one, the fayth music and also the style of inner monologue that Michelle does. When I played ff x, I was immediately reminded of michelle volban as voiced by cassius.

[shadowUrufu]

I can spin a napkin on my finger. watch! [swoosh, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl... explode!; the bloody stump begins bleeding all over the floor] Aw, I didn't see that one coming. That will teach me not to try spinning a napkin on my finger here on Earth... It's a real shame. I liked that hand and I don't think the blood will come out of the carpeting very easily...

[Crunkles1119]

@Unwardil ....Explains EVERYTHING

[4thHogage]

star wars theme?

[frozencanadian]

epic sound effects <3

[itchypan]

i dont get the cleo/fortunteller joke