A debt collector calls Jonathan

My phone rang this morning, and a lady asked me if I was with some steel mill company. I am not, but I decided to pretend like I was their financial advisor named Jonathan, for good fun.

She's trying to collect a debt owed to some other company.

Some decent lulz ensues.

Note:

This is about 30 seconds into the phone call, as I had to go and get my mic and hold it up to the phone to record this call.

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[jessehinds327]

this is what is wrong with our nation.... people like this guy jonathan... wtf... dude just pay your bill rather than making a mockary of this. you got the loan, credit card what ever and all you were supposed to do was pay like you promised. this guy is very immature and needs a reality check. i hope they find this guy and sue him so they can garnish his wages... maybe then he wont think borrowing money and not paying it back is so funny....LOSER!!!

[darkreign16]

@jessehinds327 Are you retarded? I didn't owe them any money, you god damn putz. She had dialed the wrong number, and I was pretending to be the debtor, imbecile.

[MrButtzo]

Goods *and* services? Lawl.

It'd be better if you weren't audibly laughing to where she can probably hear you, but lulzy nonetheless. Also, marijuana isn't a narcotic.

[darkreign16]

Haha, well I did mention crack cocaine later on, lol.

[darkreign16]

It was her laughing at the beginning btw, lulz.

[MrButtzo]

Oh, "products and goods." Never mind.

[Harv7340]

look up imbatman57 in youtube & talkshoe.com, how to deal with authority, police & courts WITHOUT paperwork, they is plenty of audio... peace and blessings from harvey in england

[MyNephewIsTough]

@jessehinds327 man, didn't you know that borrowing money with no intention of repaying it is the american way?? It's the reason our economy is in the toilet. Why yes! We're all just a nation of dead beats. I don't know what's worse, the deadbeats or the people who love and defend the deadbeats. Because believe me, for every deadbeat out there, there are at least 2 people defending their actions. Makes me sick. "oh poor johnny, why don't the credit card companies just leave him alone!"

[gusanitaxsm]

@jessehinds327

If this was a wrong number then, what this guy is doing in this video is totally ILLEGAL. The only way this sweet lady was giving him info about this account is because he pretended to be this debtor. And in orden for that to happen, He had to CONFIRM an adress, and a name or either a ssn, so this guy stole someone elses identity, and then posted on internet. Aint that cute???

[JCVDFan1]

The people posting comments saying "just "ay your bills" are actually debt collectors or work for companies like that, how sad can these lames be...just call me, ill even make it easy for ya, pick out a random number from a phone book

[jessehinds327]

@darkreign16 U R A LOSER... SORRY SORRY LOSER!! PAY YOUR BILLS

pay your bill rather than making a mockary of this. you got the loan, credit card what ever and all you were supposed to do was pay like you promised. this guy is very immature and needs a reality check. i hope they find this guy and sue him so they can garnish his wages... maybe then he wont think borrowing money and not paying it back is so funny....LOSER!!!

[12354blahbla]

Her: Your stash of what?

You: My stash of illegal narcotics.

Her: I see.

Isn't it against some law when she was clearly acknowledging that he was a drug dealer, and even suggesting how he get his drugs back, she was basically involved in a drug transaction. I would send this to the police or something, just to fuck over a debt collector.

[moidixmois1]

hey man. Hilarious. Nice job. But was this a real debt collector asking for you, or were they looking for someone else?