A Liverpool Christmas Carroll - Andy Carroll signs for Liverpool FC

The young Andy Carroll has all the potential to make it as a top striker in world football, but situations off the field seem to hold him back.

After being visited by the Ghosts of Football Past, and with Fernando Torres set to leave Liverpool for Chelsea, Andy is set to change his ways so he can make it at the top level.

Under the guidance of Kenny Dalglish, Andy Carroll will become a Red and continue his development - and his quest - to be a better man, and a better player.

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[MrEnglandForever1]

We always knew he was a red, Carroll, Carroll

He's got a dirty greasy head, Carroll, Carroll,

He beats up birds, he burns his house,

But we don't care thats fuckin scouse,

ANDY CARROLL LIVERPOOLS NUMBER 9!

[MrEnglandForever1]

@anthnufc1 Damn right we could have 2 better forwards. BUT, ur broke ass's was desperate for money ...u MUGS, an LFC rich as fuck, so 'walk on' nobhead. 5X

[Mynamesnigel]

@000121m Care to explain? Or are you satisfied with your lame attempt of an insult with no meaning?

[000121m]

@Mynamesnigel

You're an idiot mate.

[Mynamesnigel]

@000121m His wages are 200 thousand plus. We weren't willing to spend that. In the long run that would add up to debt. Andy will stay for years and years. Aguero will get fed up with the weather and leave. I'd prefer a loyal player than a greedy money grabber who hardly runs about

[000121m]

@Mynamesnigel

Your point?

His sponsors, and advertisers pay him anything he earns besides his basic wage.

Have you actually got anything that may support your laughable claim anyway?

But it gets better,

"Carroll was the better buy for the time and the long run."

Now that's just hilarious. Nice to know you're happy though. Ahem.

[Mynamesnigel]

@000121m Aguero doesn't earn quarter of a million a week no, he gets WAY more than that with advertising and with sponsorship deals. Carroll was the better buy for the time and the long run.

[000121m]

@Johnaldo9

If you think Aguero earns a quarter of a million a week, you're a moron.

Funny how you also pick a conservative estimate for Carroll's wages.

Fact remains that all things being equal, Aguero was available for what you spunked on Andy. Fucking. Carroll.

Hilarious.

[Johnaldo9]

@000121m

Aguero: £250k per week = £13m per year = £65m for 5 years (his contract) + £37m Total: £102m

Carroll: £80k per week = £4.16m per year = £20.8m for 5 years (his contract) + £35m Total: £55.8m

Fuckin' smart!

[000121m]

Aguero - £37m

Carroll - £35m

Fuckin' smart.

[LuisSuarez93]

@MrEnglandForever1 Hahaha get in lad!

[Plaggy22]

where was i when this came out?? lol