Cold Turkey-A John Lennon Parody

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Thanksgiving is over
We've all had our fill
The guests have all left now
We've popped our Pepto pill
I look at the leftovers
Breast, wing, and thigh
Stacked in my freezer
10 miles high

Chorus:
Cold turkey
Has haunted
Me for weeks

Meals have been easy
Leftovers every night
My culinary skills
Have reached a new height
I'll never go hungry
It really can't be bad
But one more night of turkey
And I think I'll go mad

Chorus twice

36 hours
Rolling in pain
Running to the bathroom
Salmonella again
Oh man not more turkey
This has got to be hell
I'll promise you anything
Get me to Taco Bell

Chorus

Cold Turkey is a story of the post-Thanksgiving feast on turkey leftovers. Inspired by Cold Turkey, John Lennon's way of quitting cocaine. Credits for the original song go, of course, to the brilliant John Lennon.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• John Lennon
• Thanksgiving
• Cold Turkey
• Music
• Parody

[StickmanQueen]

Tears of joy? XD

[88rora88]

This is awfully unfunny.

[almathieson]

"Expert singers, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they snort like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.

I'm crying."

After this, wherever he is, I bet he is crying.