DEADPIT On The Road: Friday the 13th (2009)

Directed by Marcus Nispel.

Young friends Whitney (Amanda Righetti), Mike (Nick Mennell), Richie (Ben Feldman), Amanda (America Olivio), and Wade (Jonathan Sadowski) end up missing in the woods near the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake (made famous by the original 1980 film), after allowing their curiosity to get the better of them and visiting the site where a psychopathic killer resides. Six weeks later, Trent (Travis Van Winkle) invites friends Jenna (Danielle Panabaker), Bree (Julianna Guill), Chewie (Aaron Yoo), Chelsea (Willa Ford), Lawrence (Arlen Escarpta), and Nolan (Ryan Hansen) to his father's cabin on Crystal Lake for a weekend of sex, booze, pot smoking, and water skiing. However their seemingly fun weekend soon escalates into a nightmare after lone traveler Clay (Jared Padalecki) shows up looking for his missing sister Whitney. The police have searched with no luck, and Clay is now searching alone. Local citizens have advised Clay not to go into those woods, because anyone who shows up missing is already dead, and he is wasting his time. During his search, one of the students, Jenna, decides to help Clay find his sister, and they go into the woods. They find the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake and search the dilapidated camp house for any signs of his sister. They soon find themselves face to hockey-mask with evil reborn, reimagined, and rebooted, and his name is Jason Vorhees (Derek Mears).

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[clint2465]

ha the dead shits you suck

[wesvance]

@clint2465 eat my ass

[THEROCK1068]

the movie is really good A-,THIS REVIEW AND THE REVIEWERS AN D-.

[wesvance]

Your comment gets an F-

[Musiccalculater]

i demand more hillybilly horror theature. witch is sure to make the where wolvs howwl, and the black cats myyaaow. ;-)

[TheNoisePolluter]

Hot secks? 2 guys? FAGGOTS

[TvGyrl]

Nispel took Jason, dropped him in Leatherface's universe.

Then filmed it with that same rust and shit colored look of his TCM remake.

[clint2465]

i wouldnt touch your ugly ass let alone eat it so i just flaged all the videos and hope they get pulled from youtube wesvance

[gondule]

@wesvance you guys are epic.

[cdawg3221]

one comment AWESOME

[CoCoant78]

I guess I cant post shit. Everytime I say what I want to say- wont let me post it.

[papajdizzzle]

yeeeeee-haw! You should rename this to Two Hicks in a moving van. I have to honestly say, once I got past the way they talk I was very interested in what they said. I agree with you guys. I was looking forward to seeing it too.

[HorrorAdventures]

CK and UB do it again! :)