Roger on Christianity [American Dad]
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@MrsDramaTeen uh, sorry bro
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@Torterra625 omg i Jest posted that and I didn't see that you rote this. now im mad. lol
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Christianity my favret drop bead dad story. Check it, god fathers this kid and then leaves, then when the kid becomes famus he wants the kid to come live with him. The same thing happened to J Z, he rote a song about it called 'my bilogical didn't bother'
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in the grand scheme of things Christianity (and most religion for that matter) is an ancient tale of magic and superstitions straight out of the Middle East. doesn't mean you have to mention it and blow it out of proportion in every fucking vid with a little joke about it. i think that in this day in age a normal rational person already knows about it. really they are like every scary story you heard from your grandparents at the campfire. they all a lesson to be told.
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@Ektherion00 Ever seen the movie SNATCH? If not you've got to see the opening jewerly heist. The robbers, dressed as Jews, are doing what religious Jews do often: Discuss the Bible. They are discussing how Christianity is really all due to a misstranslation of the word for "young woman" and "virgin".
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@Ektherion00 Phsss! Hahahahaha! Spoken like Seth himself, my man! Nice job!
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Christianity: My favorite dead-beat dad story. Ok, here's the deal: God father's a son, leaves him for 30 years, THEN when he's famous, he wants him to come live with him. Huh? Am I right or am I right?
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@squaids667 #5.9... sorry
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@squaids667 Rapture's Delight #6.9
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@planetery "Gold?! What the hell? I thought we agreed on a $5 limit!"
Sad thing is he's right...
Eltrio2 2 months ago 24
Christianity: The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically make him your master, so that he can remove an evil force in you that exists because some rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magic tree.
Ektherion00 2 months ago 21