Proposition to Protect Right-Handedness (A Parody)

The proposition places into the California Constitution the obvious will of the vast majority of Californians who are right-handed.

The proposition is simple and straightforward. It contains just 9 words (counting a hyphenated word as one) that are embraced by all moral Californians: Only right-hand dominance is valid and recognized in California.

We need to pass this measure as a constitutional amendment to protect our children and reinforce right-handedness superiority.

http://www.ProtectRightHandedness.com

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[MilenaJMorris]

Thank you for protecting my children from growing up in a society that preaches the "right" to choose left handedness! If GOD truly wanted us to be left handed he would have made more people that way. Not that he made anyone that way--they are choosing to go against nature, and GOD by using their left hands, (claiming "I was born this way"--ha!).

Thank you for helping me teach my children to live in fear of those who are different than themselves--you are making the world a MUCH BETTER place!!

[ColbertPhilosopher]

lmao!

[raygromer]

Yep, If we don't stop them, the lefties might even want the right to get married!