The Lonely Island Like a boss lyrics

Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss.
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of, "The Boss".
Well the first thing I do is--

Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct work-flow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro-manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)

Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Bite a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh fuck man, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the windows (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Snort some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)

Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the Sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)

Uh huh. So that's an... average day for you then.
No doubt.
You chopped your balls off and die.
Hell yeah.
And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
OK, well this has been eye-opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Ya, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
I'm the boss.
Ya, ya, I got it.
I'm the boss.
No, I heard you, see you later!
(like a boss)

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[Kickblckr]

'Bite a gun (like a boss)' its 'buy a gun'

[Altasianx]

its 'Score Some Coke' not 'Snort Some Coke'

[blackrain49]

@connortrobinson

That was 6 months ago

[angelspark100]

The office dude he tells what he would do sounds so gay

[livingmyteenagedream]

the BOSS is my best friend this is actually a typical day for him-the weekends are where it's at(:

[filipinofear13]

well this wrong lyrics is LIKE A BOSS

[b3stm0dd3r]

did this dumbfuck actually write "bite a gun"? its "buy a gun" wth?

[chewgum5]

its called pubity ahhahaha

[connortrobinson]

@blackrain49 dunno what to say now?

[blackrain49]

@connortrobinson Dude I dont even know what we are arguing about anymore

[blackrain49]

@connortrobinson Dude I dont even know what we are arguing about anymore