We're the TSA and You Can Count on Us! (to overreact to tiny threats and ignore big ones)

We're the Transportation Security Administration. We're working hard to make sure you enjoy a safe flight. And while we cannot apprehend every terrorist, you can count on us to do what we're trained to do whenever there's a security breach--overreact to tiny threats.

Overreact to tiny threats; ignore the big ones. That's what we do, and we do it better than anyone.

Written and produced by Ted Balaker.

Approximately one minute.

Category:

News & Politics

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• ted balaker
• TSA
• umar farouk
• airline security
• christmas day bomber

[apparition2]

It's downright eerie that Americans stand at airports with their hands raised in the universal language of surrender -

-to Universally Despised Pond Scum "Cancer Radiologists".

How do we know that TSAs' filthy latex gloves are not infected with deadly Biohazards from fondling genitillia with diarrhia, Staph Infections, HIVs, Gonorrhea, AIDS, STDs, Ebola, etc.?

How about data mining TSA thugs names and addresses onto the World Wide Web as Un-Registered SEX OFFENDERS?

[apparition2]

@BorgMX5 Since the alleged "underwear bomber" was flying TO an American airport from OUTSIDE America ( and allowed to board an International Flight without a passport??? ), then how could TSA' "agents" sexual assaults against innocent American Men, Women, Children (and now Babies!?) INSIDE of American airports ever catch another imported "underwear bomber" from OUTSIDE the US?

How many times does the hijacked "federal government" have to lie before enough people get the message?

[R0NP2012]

LOL

[Armornone]

haha, so true. THey go nuts over nothing but ignore the guy dressed up as osama bin Laden gets though no problem.

[Depotman122]

Keep flying sheeple. If you refuse to fly this shit will stop but nooooo

[PatriotRadioMilitia]

@thesuperjag congratulations kid you found a dictionary . the only confusion is in your head. just walk away before you get embarrassed and scared when you learn the truth . prove i lied about anything . your tiny mind is full of ashkanazi lies

[thesuperjag]

@PatriotRadioMilitia

I guess one thing you don't know is that conspiraxy has multiple meanings.

a secret plan or agreement to carry out an illegal or harmful act, esp with political motivation; plot.

And telling a clear lie about the history of Israel is a harmful act causes once again causes CONFUSION. It leads to spiritual death which you are heading yourself in danger. You don't know Israel at all... you just pretend to know it. Such ignorance and clearly agree with the wrong side of boat.

[PatriotRadioMilitia]

@thesuperjag no dumb ass conspiracy means the act of conspiring. i love how you make up your own meanings to shit .

[thesuperjag]

@PatriotRadioMilitia

With all due respect, you sir are living in a conspiracy. Conspiracy means confusion. Opinions is nothing but a confusion. Confusion does not make a fact, it lives in lies. This believe of yours hold no water. Holds no facts... I don't let my opinions get in a way of reality. I prefer facts. Not a lie.

[xtrakdd]

@Omid45 Dear sheep Ok let me put it this way: If on TSA agent tell you at the airport "bend over and low your god damn pants I will deliver you something from behind, then you said but but officer, he/she will say its for your own good believe me, will you say okay? and do whatever he /she tells you??? What I have in mind for increase the security is simple 1.- stop thinking AMERICA IS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE 2.- respect other countries let them develop by their own and respect their beliefs.