Oh dear, this one was long and took at least 3 hours to do.
This is the most serious one out of all of them.
It even has a story of sorts......and here's how Male12368 tells it:
Everyone runs towards Sonic backwards, because Amy hears his voice. She decides to search for someone who got fired in order for him to wake up (fired=sacked if someone doesn't know). Knuckles jumps like crazy, and it makes Tails annoyed, calling him a nasty one. Because Knuckles obeyed his orders, Tails rewards him with fish. Dr. Eggman randomly gives everyone some wise words involving several roads staying the same as another road.
Eggman also adds in a saying that tells of Messiah loving the robots because of the sheets lying on the floor. Elise suddenly realizes that Sonic is still existing somewhere, although he's lying right next to her. Silver shakes his head in disbelief. Changing the subject, Silver tells Sinos out of thin air to give Edward a massage, and after that, they will leave Messiah's sheet.
Silver predicts two planet Halos will grow better weed. He also predicts some grains in Rome. They tell that Elise will not be in a sequel to Sonic Next-Gen because of her kissing Sonic. Silver realizes how crappy of a voice actor he has, and he wants to torture everyone with his talents.
Elise feels offended, so she gives Silver a crappy insult, where she makes fun of his bush having no sticks. She also complains that the hoes smell (referring to Amy) and Amy cries. Elise feels proud for making the crappy insult that she points out how much it pulled out right there. She and Silver suddenly have a fear of scars. Amy is still crying because of Elise's insult, but she also seems to cry for Chaos. Shadow used to cut his wrists because it was like a videogame for him.
He gets interrupted by Silver who shouts out that armadillos should not do what the hell they're doing. He clamis Hershey's neck should get fired, but it insist on getting sued. Silver is certain that everyone will be a bit more sacred if he finishes this deed. He looks up in the sky and sees the One in the sky. Eggman doesn't care about being sacred and wants to be sinned for not sacking Hershey's neck.
Hershey's neck instists on getting more and more sued, and everyone will see the One when it all gets screwed. Knuckles gets angry at the One for not making everyone puke when he leaves. Knuckles reveals that Tails has the view of the One. Eggman reveals himself to be E-102 Gamma, and he wants someone to end production of his own movie. Shadow knows it's the movie if he ever sees it, smells it and talks his fate to Maria.
Eggman sings in joy because a fan is near ethos' neck, and he celebrates this by flushing a mouse down a toilet. In a moment of silence, Silver suddenly breaks the 4th wall where he complains about the last story mode in the game all because they all weep, and no one playing the game will care about them. In Eggman's opinion, the worst part of the last story was the scene that says 'nerf' (1:23), and the bizarre bits of the game all came from everyone's tea.
The game is no longer available, except from elfs, but it requires to swoop their floors in order to buy it. Knuckles randomly cries out Chaos' name, and Tails is happy that everyone are the One. Amy reads Sonic's mind once again, but this time she backs off, because he hates everyone who stands around him. Eggman talks to Mephiles about his newly hatched counterpart, Seliphem. Eggman hates Pokémon so much he calls Celebi a whore.
Eggman notices his shorts are gradually teared off, and an amount of wheels equals a knee(?!) Sarah lost her best friend all because of the sleeping ucky bots. Mizu-y, on the other hand, lost someone who was the opposite of his/her friend. All the time, Silver thought Amy only was an illusion, but he finally realizes she's real. Amy says it's her bliss (is this Amy a fake, maybe?) Silver and everyone else will gladly sit down on the real Amy's bliss for messiah.
Knuckles had an awfully tilty day because it was snowing all over the place. Amy is certain that the snowing was no accident, and then she wonders where she is. Tails thinks this place is called Sedsealeo.
Later that day...
Mephiles brings Sonic and Elise back to the real world, but he only did it because the church made fun of his skin. Also, he declares himself as the One.
The monster inside Elise is revealed to be Celebi. With the evil Pokémon in his hands, he can finally use it to tell everyone on earth about their secret. The reason he does it is because the world is healed enough to be caused havoc on again. But Celebi doesn't want to reveal everyone's secrets, and it returns to Elise's body. But then she gets the One stuck on her brain. Her deceased father appears and is happy that both of them have the One.
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McXalos 3 months ago 5
We al f*cked the last story, I mean we all weep. Now who's sad for us?
I freakin' LOVE that line! Lol
SonicFan0919 1 month ago 2