Christopher Hitchens' Deathbed Conversion

(I think Hitch would've liked this joke!) "I heard Christopher Hitchens had a deathbed conversion. He asked for a priest and converted the priest to atheism." As a fan of Hitchens, I think that Hitch would have LOVED the idea that on his deathbed a priest met with him only to have it be the PRIEST who was converted.... to atheism! That's the joke here.

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[BlackBartlemy]

@SHOCCTROOP So says someone who claims to be a christian ....

Sadly, your words won't change the FACT you ARE a primate, descended from a common ancestor, most recently, with the chimpanzee. In your particular case it's more recent than the rest of us.

[SHOCCTROOP]

@BlackBartlemy

So says some burnt up, fried/abused minded, obsessed,brain scarred victim who was duped into believing his ancestors are primates LMAO,keep projecting ur delusions subject.

Life happens to subjects like you..sad.

[BlackBartlemy]

@SHOCCTROOP -sigh- ... tell the nice ladies and gentlemen when your 14th birthday will be ...

Then go out & play like a good little boy. Go tear the wings off flies, or whatever it is you usually get up to.

[SHOCCTROOP]

@BlackBartlemy

Lmao priceless, it's hilarious watching you hypocritically try to project on me exactly whats wrong with you,thanks for diagnosing urself psycho,now we can see about getting a intervention appointment set up for you.

[BlackBartlemy]

@SHOCCTROOP you poor sap! Denial denial denial ......

The indoctrinated delusional whines 'you're indoctrinated' ... the conditioned mental slave mumbles 'you're a conditioned mental slave' .....

One more time for the thick guy - evolution has been proven since before you were born; there is a mountain of evidence. Testable, repeatable, incotrovertible evidence, and your refusal to acknowledge it won't make it go away. DNA, fossils, geology, radiometry .... it's endless.

You're beaten. Quit.

[BlackBartlemy]

@SHOCCTROOP No, we look down on because you believe non-credible things without evidence or proof. You make statements which you cannot support.

We look down on you because you live delusional lives, wish-thinking your way into a position of mindless slavery to an imaginary cosmic tyrant.

We look down on you because you cannot see the massive inconsistencies and utter illogic in your claims, let alone the obscenity of some of them.

You set yourselves up for mockery, then wonder why we laugh.

[1tufftahoe]

My very, I mean very religious wife got a huge laugh out of this joke. Very funny, thanks for sharing it.

[RealityDistirbutor]

@SHOCCTROOP Are you demonstrating the foul and vile prejudice and bigotry of the bible?

So which of the almost 40,000 versions of your "Christianity" are you attempting to PREACH HERE AS THE ONLY TRUE ONE? Which translation? which interpretation? Which language? Are you serious? All rhetorical, stick your non-answer up your self-righteous ass.

[RealityDistirbutor]

@SHOCCTROOP So the deluded theist uses quotes from his holy text, a sure sign he knows nothing about the other religions in other cultures, and is only trained to repeat his cultures religious dogmas. What is criminal is the perpetuation of religious myths & superstitions to children, it is and should be considered child abuse. It warps the morals and values of our youth. Indoctrinating youth with religious fairy tales as reality is a foul way to teach morals and ethics.

[SHOCCTROOP]

@mechanicmike69

Only lunatics such as yourself believe it is the actual drinking of blood and eating of flesh.

Deuteronomy 12:16

16Only ye shall not eat the blood; ye shall pour it upon the earth as water.

When criminals or REPROBATES like you get a hold of the bible, destructive cults are formed,and scripture is twisted to exploit & decieve,satan allways twists scripture the same way.