Eminem's Top 10 Advice For Kids (Funny!)

10. Keep It Real!
09. No One's Ever Regretted A Tattoo!
08. With Foreign Markets Volatile. Now's A Good Time To Invest In Bonds!
07. Go To See "Toy Story 3".. The Toys Are Back In Town!
06. Always Purchase Music Through Autorized Retailers That Pay Royalties To The Artists
05. Don't Get Mixed Up With Drugs, Gangs Or Oil Executives
04. Remember The Magic Words "Please", "Thank You" And "Step Off, Bitch"
03. Money Doesnt Buy Happiness-- It Buys Crazy-Ass Happiness
02. If I Sign Something For You, And I See It On Ebay. When You Go Home, I'm Gonna Be Under Your Bed
01. Don't Waste Your Time Watching This Show!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Eminem
• David_Letterman
• Marshall_Mathers
• 10_Advice
• Ten_Advice
• 2010
• Recovery
• TV
• CBS

[karweyy]

I love how he still can looks so serious when others is laugh so hard lol

[myejbabygirl]

i have something signed by eminem EBAY HERE I COME lol

[readymadreece]

the 3 dislikes are from the kids that sold the stuff em signed

[Natterzwein]

please thank you and step off bitch

[OMGItsEroKoneko]

guys no need to sell it the autograph, just put it on ebay the auction part wait til he get under your bed and then when you have him you don't need to sell it anymore ;)

[Kidozzy4]

Is it just me or is the buildings behind eminem upside-down?

[Kidozzy4]

I would sell the piece of paper on ebay just to have him under my bed

[DogoWar1197]

Secretly he laughing inside

[Virginiaboy131]

@karweyy Thats why he's an actor!

[SultanaBranWthBanana]

Poor Dave looked so scared. rofl...i love number 2!

[evertonladg]

Funny

[austinchilds1]

i used all three of thoes magic words last night. with your mom... HA