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Uploaded by on Jan 22, 2010

Stewie's rap!

Lyrics:
Chorus: (Stewie)
His name is stewie (I say)
He's throwing you, a sexy party (Sexy)
I'm so in love with Stew
The only baby who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right)
he's gonna take over the world one day

Stewie:
Welcome to my sexy party
have a breast milk, with a dash of Bacardi
The women will converse with you about wealth
or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health
we're all celebrating with smiles on fold,
as I make preparations to take over the world
and just so it won't seem awfully strange
I'll tell you right now whats going to change
Beyonce Knowles will massage my head,
and I'll make Kid Rock bring me breakfast in bed,
and Britney's husband will feel my rath,
when my army makes the little fucker take a bath

Chorus: (Stewie)
His name is Stewie (That's right)
He's throwing you, a sexy party (No shit)
I'm so in love with Stew
The only baby who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now, (You got that right, ladies)
he's gonna take over the world one day

Stewie:
When I rule the world, I don't want to hear giggles,
I'll not be disturbed while I'm watching the Wiggles
and maybe this is going out on a limb
but I'll expect better jokes on According To Jim
and Starbucks will use the words large and small
not pretentious crap like grande and tall
and just to give babies a fighting chance
I'll make it socially acceptable to shit in your pants
and curfew times will be no more
you can stay out till 2 or 3 or 4
but who's going to make you go to bed
certainly not Lois, the bitch will be dead

Chorus: (Stewie)
His name is Stewie (I'm Stewie, that's right)
He's throwing you, a sexy party (I'm the craziest player)
I'm so in love with Stew
The only baby who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now, (Yes indeed)
he's gonna take over the world one day

Stewie:
When I'm ruler of the world, I'll use my might
to put more Plinko on The Price is Right
and Madonna will perform at my palace, live
cause she still looks beautiful at 75
and Banana Republic will feel my rage
when I order them to stop asking me if
I want a fucking 10% discount card, alright?
all I want is this shirt, and these pants, okay,
and I know you guys get like, like a store commission
every time you sell one of these things, and that's great
and your parents are probably really fucking proud of you...

Stewie: (speaking on top of the chorus)
oh, Juniors got a job, he's doing well,
oh everything's honky dorey in the family
oh, you know what, OK,
right in the middle of a sentence there,
and you interrupted me, are you ladies
even listening to what I'm saying, hello, hello,
damn you, I will not be ignored, oh fuck,
fine, I'll just go suck on Lois' breast or something
damn you all!

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Uploader Comments (luigi370)

  • lame attempt to draw an audience by pretending this is something else. enable ratings for this!

  • @fraktalfabrik I didn't pretend anything, stupid. The name of the video is "Stewie's Sexy Party".

  • did you make this yourself, coz i think its fucking awesome if you did

  • @Chrisdiianni I made the slideshow, but I didn't make the song.

  • i love this song! but do u know how to get the explicit version?

  • @randomandpointless No! This is the only version I can find. Sorry! :(

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  • I love this instrumental , someone know from can i get it?

  • I need stewie to sooner or later take over!!!

  • naaaaa

  • stewie is ggg gay

  • IM GONNA SING THIS IN CLASS

  • THIS IS AWSOME

  • DAMN U ALL LOL

  • Look at my profile original video with Stewie little party, or search on youtube, Stewie - Little Party , and you will see Original Video

  • @fraktalfabrik What you on about, It's actually good.

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