Larry David - Worshiping Jesus is gay

Larry does not agree with worshiping a man

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• Best of Curb Your Enthusiasm

[jtraub91]

what episode is this??

[badddcompany]

@jtraub91

This is Curb Your enthusiasm Season 5, Episode 3: The Christ Nail

Original Air Date—9 October 2005

[organboi]

I will bet my life that Jesus would absolutely find this hilarious!

[Mrgettygirl]

It's true XD every time those Christians tell me "I have a personal relationship with jesus christ... I sort of just give them a weird look and think 'it's not that personal'. Don't get me wrong. Jesus is awesome but why do you have to say "personal relationship"?

[ke228]

lol I love Larry's gesture when he says "you're nuts about this Jesus guy aren't you?"

[atrumira]

@Miodovski "On the day of your death you will surely remember my warning to you to accept jesus as you lord and savior"

Oh but I did accept jesus as my lord & savior, back when I was 12 yrs old at a summer camp run by christard mind-o-philes who liked to mentally molest the minds of young children. Fortunately I used my brain & thought my way out of the delusional & nightmarish christian world & became what I am today; 'Untarded' :D

P.S. Ive burnt to ash another 5 bibles in your honor

[brogin]

There is no god and nearly every christian is a repressed homosexual. You got priests raping little boys, legions of reverends in the closet having sex with gay prostitutes, republican congressman in airport bathrooms trying to solicit gay sex, gay 'converters'. Enjoy squandering your lives for a fairytale.

[S2Cents]

@organboi Yeah you're thinking of contemporary images of Jesus. Like "Buddy Jesus", Jesus as a cool, nice guy, kind of a peaceful hippie, very "open minded" and forgiving.. But if you like at some of his quotes he actually ...it gets weird... he talks A LOT about people burning in hell that don't believe in him or do what he says they should. Just sayin'. I wouldn't bet my life!

[Mrgettygirl]

@DazedSpy2 Stop stressing. You only live once in this world. Chill out and let the others enjoy their lives.

-Peace and Love

[DazedSpy2]

@Mrgettygirl Riiight...theres clearly a difference between bragging about your faith and being open about it. Go forth and make disciples of all nations, remember that verse? Being a good, decent and honest human being isnt enough, and the Bible states that clearly. We are all damned before God unless we enter into relation with him and accept his mercy. It's not enough to simply be "good".

[Mrgettygirl]

@DazedSpy2 Just be a Good, HONEST, Decent Human Being and you'll be fine in this world. GOD hates it when people bragged about their faith. Keep it to yourself and stop being insecure about it.

Those who talk the most know the least...

[j00ztube]

o-ok...