"Weird Al" Yankovic - CNR - JibJab.com
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Uploaded by JibJab on Aug 4, 2009
What do manatees, laser beam eyes and piggyback rides all have in common? They're all favorites of C.N.R., a man so awesome he deserves his own acronym! Join Weird Al and JibJab as they collab on their incredibly zany second music video, then when you're done, upload a photo and cast yourself in the mayhem!
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Lyrics:
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood 8 foot tall, wore glasses
And he had a third nipple on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coal
And excreted diamonds every day
He could throw you down a flight of stairs
But you still would love him anyway
Yeah, you know you'd love him anyway
Charles Nelson Reilly won the Tour de France
With two flat tires and a missin' chain
He trained a rattlesnake to do his laundry
I'm tellin' you the man was insane
He could rip out your beatin' heart
And show it to you right before you died
Every day he'd make the host of Match Game
Give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, a two-hour piggyback ride
Giddyup, Gene!
Ninja warrior, master of disguise
He could melt your brain with his laser beam eyes
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
He had his very own line at the DMV
He made sweet, sweet love to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was somethin' to see, I tell ya
Charles Nelson Reilly figured out cold fusion
But he never ever told a soul
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw
And swallow a Volkswagen whole
He'd bash your face in with a shovel
If you didn't treat him like a star
'Cause you can spit in the wind or tug on Superman's cape
But Lord knows you just don't mess around with CNR
No no no
Talkin' bout CNR
Ohh
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f*ck that chuck is awsome
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wow chuck norris jokes havent been funny for like 2 years...
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chuck norris' cousin.
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badass
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shit
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i think chuck norris could kill him ope nope cnr killed chuck
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Oh my god how I love this.
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Hhahahahah best chian ever
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Hahahha best chans ever
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it shure was nice of chuck norris to give a autographed bust of his head to his bigest fan...
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anyone notice chucks head on the wall about 57 seconds in?
legodragster 1 year ago 48
@leewolf11. Look at the trophy wall. Cnr killed chuck...
sibleywibbley 1 year ago 21