Uploaded on Jun 15, 2009
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Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
Hello Nick Jonas - are you into older women?
If so, choose me, and let's have children!
So what if I was in high school when you were only ten?
Date up a few years - find out what you're missing.
lil' nicky j j is the flyest guy i seen
i love with my whole heart, even my whole spleen
his hair so beautiful like the color of a bean
he be my biggie King and i be his lil' Queen
he's moody he's starin he play dem drumma drums
i like it, he got da mic hit, wanna try to lick his gums
they put them cuffs round my wrists cuz nicky boy aint legal
but it aint no more illegal then me lovin on a beagle
Ain't smiley like Miley
Ain't gleamin' like Selena
But I can buy lottery tickets
What rhymes with Selena?
My college peers think I'm crazy
'Cause I'm 19 and wanna have Nick J's babies
Would they rather me be into ladies?
Or get with squirrels and catch the rabies?
he got dat strong jaw line reminiscent of dem natives
he got dat moppy top dat i want to pet, possibly bathe in
so what if i gotta change his diamond crusted diapers
its better than the time ol gummy grammy made me wipe her
Skip lecture to watch that Paranoid song
So I can see my boy with that tight shirt on
With a bod like that, this can't be wrong
Though I'm old enough to be Nick J's mom
Burning Up is on my most played list
So I can hear his sexy voice wail "reddd dresss"
This boy got my hormones all up in a mess
At least pedophilia's better than incest
nick i know its kinda gross that im older than you
can i rub you in tamales maybe then you'll like me too
or we can run from tsunamis have babies name them johnny
just bat your beady eyes and let me call you Boo
i dont mind that when you sing you often sound like a sheep
i dont mind you wear that ring but when we married we gon' *BEEP!*
nicky j you off the chain are you into spanish women?
if females aint yo thing how bout if i was a him?
I like how you have that purity ring on
We'll wait till the honeymoon but then it's on
I swear I've never been into little boys in the past
But there's something irresistible about your tight little -
Face...I was gonna say face
I go gay for Nicky J (repeat a million times)
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