Nick Jonas - An Original Rap by Girl Conception

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Old enough to pee, old enough for me.

Lyrics

Chanelle:
Hello Nick Jonas - are you into older women?
If so, choose me, and let's have children!
So what if I was in high school when you were only ten?
Date up a few years - find out what you're missing.

Nina:
lil' nicky j j is the flyest guy i seen
i love with my whole heart, even my whole spleen
his hair so beautiful like the color of a bean
he be my biggie King and i be his lil' Queen

he's moody he's starin he play dem drumma drums
i like it, he got da mic hit, wanna try to lick his gums
they put them cuffs round my wrists cuz nicky boy aint legal
but it aint no more illegal then me lovin on a beagle

Chanelle:
Ain't smiley like Miley
Ain't gleamin' like Selena
But I can buy lottery tickets
What rhymes with Selena?

My college peers think I'm crazy
'Cause I'm 19 and wanna have Nick J's babies
Would they rather me be into ladies?
Or get with squirrels and catch the rabies?

Nina:
he got dat strong jaw line reminiscent of dem natives
he got dat moppy top dat i want to pet, possibly bathe in
so what if i gotta change his diamond crusted diapers
its better than the time ol gummy grammy made me wipe her

Chanelle:
Skip lecture to watch that Paranoid song
So I can see my boy with that tight shirt on
With a bod like that, this can't be wrong
Though I'm old enough to be Nick J's mom

Burning Up is on my most played list
So I can hear his sexy voice wail "reddd dresss"
This boy got my hormones all up in a mess
At least pedophilia's better than incest

Nina:
nick i know its kinda gross that im older than you
can i rub you in tamales maybe then you'll like me too
or we can run from tsunamis have babies name them johnny
just bat your beady eyes and let me call you Boo

i dont mind that when you sing you often sound like a sheep
i dont mind you wear that ring but when we married we gon' *BEEP!*
nicky j you off the chain are you into spanish women?
if females aint yo thing how bout if i was a him?

Chanelle:
I like how you have that purity ring on
We'll wait till the honeymoon but then it's on
I swear I've never been into little boys in the past
But there's something irresistible about your tight little -
Face...I was gonna say face

Chorus:
I go gay for Nicky J (repeat a million times)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• nick
• jonas
• brothers
• joe
• kevin
• lines
• vines
• trying
• times
• music
• video
• rap
• hot
• girls
• funny
• comedy
• day
• birthday
• 17
• years

[JanOfficial]

You guys,are so funny;;

I love this..

Ya'll should put a download for this.

[GirlConception]

@JanOfficial We did have a download link, but it seems as if it's expired haha We'll work on getting another up - glad you enjoyed it!

[TheBffeternaly]

stupid jealous

know nothing about nick

and of course nick is beautiful

envious

envious

[GirlConception]

@TheBffeternaly lol I'm sorry, but I don't understand this comment at all. Who's jealous? Who knows nothing about Nick? Yes, we know Nick is beautiful - we say it in about 67 different ways in this video haha I'm just so confuuuuussed!

[djluvsmcr]

hhahahahahah!!!! i was gona say face!! xDD that part killed me!! awesome rap guys!! :D

[xTickLeTheMonsteRx]

lol this is awesome

[NickJonas4Ever121]

lol weird but funny teehee hahahahaha

[mclovin4904]

19 people wouldn't go gay 4 nick j

[ukuleleloveable]

the entire time i was like why are they dressin as guys yet they love Nick...but then I go gay for nicky J. bahahaha..it all makes sense now. "face..i was gonna say face" :D i loveddd it.

[efronmania19952809]

omj! you girls are hilarious!! i love it so much! i think nick should hear it, if he hasn't

[ucieszonax3333333333]

yyyyy idiotki ; / gówno wiecie o nicku gówno

myslicie ze swiecicie zazdrosnice

zazdrosnice

[Jillieee143]

HAHAHA even though i'm a jonas brothers fan i think this is soo FUNNY !

LOVE IT !

[lanAnia12]

awesome!

[randomxxx35]

seriously though, after the Jonas concert i went to last Friday, we were in the car the day after, complete silence, then my mom (age 50) goes "y'know, i have to say, nick's gotten really cute. i was sitting down looking up on the stage and took a double look...." and pretty much went on like that.

HE'S JAIL BAIT.

got a month to go, nicky.

then you shall be bombarded by cougars.

[randomxxx35]

AHAHAHAHAH i LOVEEE this.

i'm not older than him, but i can see where this is coming from 'cause there DEFINETELY are some older fans who are just as crazy as a hormonal teenage girl on her time of the month screaming her lungs out front row at a Jonas concert.

ahaha BUT YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS.

"face. ...i was gonna say face."

xDDD