Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse?

Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.

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[ALSPEHEIR]

I shall present this to my parents as if was a serious news.

[GrandArmyOfTheTrolls]

lol, little kids these days aren't playing good games Fallout or Left 4 Dead, just Call of Duty.

[brendan cane]

Collecting the morning doo form human skulls

[GrandArmyOfTheTrolls]

Yeah but they mostly play the supposedly ultra realistic multiplayer (though one knife to the foot kills a heavily trained U.S. marine)

[Souldestroy199]

But that has Zombies too.

[TalonInTx]

Easily the best argument for offline play.

"Playing video games all day, alone and friendless is simply the best way that we have to prepare our children to live their life alone in a barren wasteland."

[Cameron Harvey]

Fuck I thought this was legit at first then I realize its the onion.. Once again, once again.

[James turner]

are they fucking serious nevermind just wtf

[gha23ify]

Silly human race , thank you Onion!

[Scott G]

I want to be the master chief. Just tell me where the spawn points are.

[lukethegreat101]

how did that go?