Swine Flu Song and Music Video. Funny Pictures from the internet edited to a Johnny Cash -esque folk song I wrote about the swine flu pandemic. More songs @ www.myspace.com/robertmelsomusic :)
Swine Flu
Song and Lyrics
By Rob Melso
I woke up this morning just sick as a hog
Sore throat and a fever and I barely could talk.
Is it swine flu?
Well I saw a dead pig and another dude sneeze
and today I coughed up some like old blue cheese.
Is it swine flu?
I dont want to die o me o my.
Well I heard on the news it could be comin this way
So I built me a shelter where only I can stay
Cause its swine flu.
And I thought better yet I better get up and run
And if they ever try to stop me well Ill get me a gun
Cause its swine flu.
And I dont want to die o me o my
So I packed me a suitcase in a bit of a rush.
And I ran out the door so fast I forgot my toothbrush
And as I sped through the town the police took chase
But I took one of them hostage and we both got away.
Well I dropped off the cop somewhere far out of town
But first I made sure there were no PIGGIES around
Cause its swine flu
And I stopped at a joint to get a burger to eat but I think somebody coughed so I got up to leave
Cause its swine flu.
And I dont want to die o me o my
So I was eatin my burger walkin out the door when my neck started achin and my elbows were sore
Is it mad cow?! Aww, Hell no!
So I ran back inside with my gun in the air,
screamin what kinda tricks you guys pullin in here servin mad cow diseased food.
Well I dont want to die o me o my
Well it was just about that time that the sh*t hit the fan,
Because a cook came runnin over carryin a frying pan
And I didnt really want to go and shoot up the place
So I jumped up on a table and karate kicked his face!
Well hes dead now.
So Im sitting in my jail cell singing my song
And it looks like I will be here for awful long, but Im glad now
Because theres no way in hell Im goin back outside
Where the cows all moo and the hogs run wild, yeah cause thats how.
I dont want to die o me o my!
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He May Be Your Dog But He's Wearing My Collarby leanannsidhe18,380 views
Excellent song ***** XD
Lol.
Nice video.
joeelipo 1 year ago
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bzkgurl 2 years ago