worst preacher ever
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Future headline: "Pastor Arrested For Public Indecency"
Or ... whatever that is in German.
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An absolute embarassment to the Christian faith. We need to pray for this delusional, stupid, attention-seeking soul.
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go easy on him, he's great entertainment. and that's all he is.
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WEEEEEEELL, DANG! I pee sittin'-"personal" reasons-Snicker! Hmmm... When my son was 2-he pee'd past the length of my 70's Grand Prix! I suppose that's manly! But I know some gals who can pee standing. I'm sooo confuuused...
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Has anyone given this guy the memo that the Judeo-Christian God more than likely did not speak Shakespearian English?
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This guy hasn't the slightest clue about Germany, nor does his wife. I've lived in Germany and know what he's referring to, albeit erroneously. German toilets (at least the older ones) have a "shelf" in the back and the hole to flush out the "piss" in the front - opposite to the US. One can only imagine. A German friend of mine had a sign over his toilet that read, "Hier pinkeln nur Frauen im Stehen, wenn überhaupt (Only women pee standing up, if at all). It's a common courtesy, not a "law!" :)
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Exegesis FAIL!!! He's grossly mishandling the Word of God here.
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so i actually talked to this guy. steven anderson is his name . and he said to me that if im not a part of his church than im dammed . if im a calvinist , im dammed . this man is totally ignorant of what the word says
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@WeaversBeam Blaspheming the holy spirit is not accepting Jesus as Lord and Savior. This man is just downright ignorant. I pray he wakes up.
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Will I still go to heaven if I take a bog sitting down?
(Concerned parishiner)
If man is 5...if man is 5...if man is 5...
Then the devil is 6...then the devil is 6....then the devil is 6...the devil is 6...
And if the devil is 6: Then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7!!!
Excuse while i go 'pisseth' against the nearest wall. And sorry, preacher monkey--how you piss isn't going to affect whether you get into Heaven or not, if it exists. Sorry, bro.
Mineav 2 months ago 7
At the end, it sounds like he's hell bound (pardon the pun) to piss against as many walls as possible when he goes back to Germany. Godspeed! Make us proud! I'm clearly not a man, since I sometimes pee sitting down. Please Jeebus have mercy on me!
Mineav 2 months ago 5