Watch Me Eat #209: Blue Crabs

I can't stand watching people eat. On the Pacific coast of Central America, blue crabs are largely ignored as a food source as picking the meat is considered too difficult. Here are the interesting bits from our 18-hour crab telethon. Don't hurt yourself on these goddamned things.

Not to be confused with a proper Cajun crab boil.

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[joverby88]

why were the prices blocked out?!! lol

[sarcasmosis]

@joverby88 The prices were blackboards that weren't filled in. I just assumed they got tired of chalking and cleaning them daily.

[johnmills]

they just keep me coming back....

every time.

addiction.

[WTFitsJimmy]

BUST DAT BITCH OPEN SONNY

[stickygreenfingerz]

as someone from Maryland blue crabs are fucking awesome

[nothadnotbad]

i never heard of a blue crab.

[beckylover480]

"After it was delightfully squirted with oyster piss" LMFAO.

[ZoHBoNatIOnZz]

Im from fucking illinois?! lol

[quiteobserver]

LOL !!!!

DID THEY BRAKE IT'S FUCKING RAIN GLAND ???!!!???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Benill03]

Thanks for showing that. I live in Austin Tx but I'm from Arlington Va. Just a glimpse of that seafood market in dc makes me wanna come home! My smell-a-vision is in the mind!

[Whatthenamjia]

LMAO no wonder these god dam things don't have any predators

[secretstream4]

i get the feeling you'd be doing the commentary with or without a camera in front of you

[sewasam]

I LIKE MONEY!!

[odinthedog]

So awesome, dude!