Kingdom Hearts Fan Mail II

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Sorry for the delay, lots of things going on! Work, GCSE's, blah blah blah.


Kindgom Hearts -- Fan Mail II

* Intro*

Sora: hey everyone and welcome to this shi- I mean incredible new Fan Mail episode! Lets get started guys!

Kairi: can I have some screen time?

Sora: go back to your corner!

Xemnas: can we just start the questions? I need to get back before seven before eastenders is on.

Riku:...dude, you watch eastenders? You gay.

Xemnas: silence you! It's a riveting show!

Roxas: yeah, if you're old or fourty and single.

Xemnas: I am not fourty!

Roxas: but you are single

Sora: anyway, lets get on with this, the first question is from kairixsora324

Question: Sora? Do you like Kairi or not because the game says you do.

Sora: oh...my...god, where to even begins with this one! First of all, lets start of by looking at some of Kairi's moments in the game shall we?

*plays clip*

Sora: anybody else see something wrong with this? First of all, I don't need protecting! I'm a heartless bitch! Why would they attack me!? Secondly, what the hell was glomping me gonna do? Gee great way to protect me, squeeze me tightly so there's no chance of me escaping. On with the next clip!

*plays clip*

Sora: once again, Kairi shows us her great rescuing skills, first of all, she was dumb enough to jump about eighty feet from a balcony, only reason she survived was her fat ass softened her fall. Secondly, the second shes landed, she gets caught herself! What the hell! Don't just stand there while heartless crawl to you! Get off your ass and run! Roll the next clip!

*plays clip*

Sora: now lets have a look at my reaction when she hugs me.

*shows pic*

Sora: do I look particularly happy!? Does that look like the face of someone who is happy that this women is clinging to me like some FF doll!? No! I rest my case.

Riku:.........wow......I have no idea how to respond to that.

Axel: lets just move on, next question is for you Riku.

Riku: okay, this is from zoas01. Riku, how do you get your hair so....BEAUTIFUL!

Axel: oh god you shouldn't have got him started on this...

Riku: zaos01 babe, I have one word for you...l'oreol...l'oreol.

Axel: nobhead

Roxas: moving on, this question is from xXxFantasyFanxXx. is Axel your best friend? And blow me a kiss (hehe).

Roxas: what's not to love about Axel? Who needs an oven or microwave when you have Axel for a best friend?

Axel: is that really my only use to you?

Roxas: uhh...you have a nice laugh?

Axel: remind me again why I didn't quit.

Sora: okay next question is for Sepiroth...uh...is he even here?

Sepiroth: Boo.

Sora: WHAT THE ***** ***** ********** WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?

Sepiroth: from your worst nightmare....

Sora: you came from Scotland?

Sepiroth: ......

Sora: ...what?

Roxas: that's just not cool dude.

Sepiroth: this question is from xaldin7th, Sepiroth, how do you fly with one wing? Do you fly in circles.

Sepiroth: how dare you mock the great power I possess, I should find you right now and take away your very soul from your body...but I can't because its passed my bed time.

Sora: am I the only sane person here?

Riku: this questions is from totalanimefanatic Riku, what is your favrioute, most funny quote?

Riku: hmmm favrioute funny quote would probably have to be...

*fake video*

Sora: Riku your so amazing, I want your babies and I want to be your snuggle bunny!

Sora: that never happened...

Riku: oh it happed Sora...it happened alright...

Sora: I'm getting scared now...okay last question and this is from chibifox17. Sora, do you have gay dreams about Riku?

Sora: what the ****, I knew this would happen! Why is everyone so sure that I am either with Kairi or Riku, okay Riku is obessed with me and Kairi has the personalitiy of a stone, but come on! There are other fish in the sea.

Roxas: Riku what are you doing?

Riku: writing out me and Soras wedding invitations.

Sora: That's it I'm calling security!

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[hosshouhanon4real]

Sora: oh...my...god, where to even begins with this one! First of all, lets start of by looking at some of Kairi's moments in the game shall we?

*plays clip*

Sora: once again Kairi shows us her great rescuing skills, first of all, she was dumb enough to jump about 80 feet from a balcony, only reason she survived was her fat ass softened her fall. 2nd, the second shes landed, she gets caught herself! Don't just stand there while heartless crawl to you! Get off your ass and run! lolz

[therandall08]

i love when sora is bashing on kairi!!!!! GO SORA!!!!

[OkamiYasha16]

"Riku is obsessed with me, Kairi has the personality of a ROCK."

I'M DYING.

[TheLpsGirl9]

TheLpsGirl9) OH MY FUCKIn GOD WHEN HE SAYS THOSE BAD WORDS ITs REALLY KILLIN ME IN A GOD DAMN OOD WAY

[MusicDoesChange]

Thank you. Have an emo-free day. :)

xDD

[SparkinStar12]

Subscribe now or Kairi will eat your baby!! :D

[isabell1254]

If you don't like Kairi Sora, then why did you hug her back when SHE hugged her?? :D

[TheWebkinzManiac]

Kaiari has the personality of a rock! LOL

[TheWebkinzManiac]

personality of a rock!! LOL

[bigkingdomheartsfan2]

XD just good as heywohoheyah

[Roxas131413]

LOL...this is awesome....but...who would Sora go out with, thats not Riku or Kairi? There arent many other good characters. and AkuRoku will always last...lol

[SilentSacrafice0]

lol sphethy came from scotland? XD