5th東方M-1ぐらんぷり: TewiReisen (English Subtitles)

OH GOD A VIDEO HOW DID THIS GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

You will never have all your existential hopes and dreams to live on the moon systematically crushed by your suspicious-acting rabbit friend on stage in a comedy tournament that takes place in a parallel world while competing for millions of dollars worth of prime real estate on the moon ;_;

I know most of you have questions, but usual Translator Notes come first...

2:24, 2:29, 2:32
Tewi's recommended names are the names of various eldritch horrors in H. P. Lovecraft's works of fiction.

6:13
Not a literal translation, Reisen is making a joke by blending the words for 'express' and 'third round' into something that could be translated more like 'Third Round Express/train'. It's one of those foreign language wordplay things that your normal viewer can't really comprehend unless I lean on the fourth wall and point out how odd it is.

9:20
Ookuninushi (大国主) (also known as Ōnamuchi) is a Japanese god. He appears in the folk tale "The White Hare of Inaba" where he saves a rabbit that had its skin torn off for playing tricks on alligators (or sharks, sometimes). Tewi is commonly associated with this rabbit.

9:30
"Sauce?" is a common term on the internet, a tongue-in-cheek means of asking someone to reveal the source of a piece of information or image.

To tackle some of the more frequently asked questions I've been getting...

Q: "What happened to you? I thought you'd been eaten by bears or something."
A: I wasn't eaten by bears, but I have been busy - and there's a whole lot of computer-related troubles I could waste description box space on but I won't since nobody really cares about that.

Q: "Are you going to sub the 6th M-1?"
A: Maybe. I don't know if anyone picked up the project in my absence - I do know there was already a TewiReisen English video before this one, though. If Sabino (or any other prospective translators; he's my go-to guy though) wants to tackle it, I'll sub the videos as they come. I can probably manage to find raws on my own.

Q: "Why haven't you responded to my PM/Email/Comment/etc?"
A: In truth, I do read or at least glance at most things sent my way. But I've got 10,000 unread emails in my inbox, plus a couple hundred PMs on Youtube. When you consider a lot of these are spam, nonsense, video recommendations from people I don't even know, random video comments that don't need my attention, or people poking me about something I don't need anymore (I'm still getting offers of video raws for the 4th M-1) the "responding" part gets delayed. A lot.

If you really need my attention, please prefix your PM with something indicating its contents. (Important) (Attn) (?) (Subbing) (#th M-1) (Hi!) - whatever you want, it'll make you stand out from all the spam and filler mails.

... If you read all of that and still haven't watched the video, I apologize for that bit of self-centredness and hope you enjoy the Manzai.

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[Ultrapyre]

Why do all the good stuff take so long? ;_;

Props for posting this tho! :D

(Though admittedly the audio started to lag at the latter end of the vid....)

[Furienify]

@Ultrapyre Damn, you're right. It's probably an FPS hit from trying to encode on a laptop. Might re-upload in the future if I haven't lost everything by then.

[megamarsvin]

About time Tei was on the receiving end for a change :D

[MGS3Snake6]

WHAT A TWEEST

or should I say, Tewist

[nguyenlequochuy]

Please post the result too :)

Love your subs :D

[rendomegame]

0:19 no, it's because u show panties

[TheHakureist]

Nue Houjuu...

The Chuck Testa of Gensokyo.

[TheDarkEleassar]

Nyarlathotep?... Did anyone else think of Persona 2 or was I the only one? Other than that, was Reisen possessed by Nue for the rest of the Manzai? Heck, the colors in her ears started to differ after sometime as someone already pointed out, plus you could see her wings when Tewi attacked her, poor Reisen XD

[pickledcheeselunch]

Holy christ! Reisen- and I guess Nue too- is being so racist!

[hsbinh1412]

Can you finished subbing the complete 5th m-1 grand prix?

[Pixel777Productions]

N-chan? Sounds like a well disguised Pokemon reference.

[tasim111]

Can we get the judgement session subbed as well?

[Aquamarine391]

Look at color of Reisen's ears. At first, they seem matching (red), but starting at 6:11 one of the ear starts turning... blue? Note that Nue's wings are mismatched (red and blue), lol.

[ronelm2000]

Spoiler: Reisen is actually Nue. XD