Welcome back, Zelda fans!
In today's episode, we pay a visit to the friendly yet somewhat stupid rock eating people of Death Mountain, the Gorons, in hopes of getting our hands on the spiritual stone of fire.
Unfortunately, as always, we hit a bit of a snag. Seems the Goron community is in big trouble, so much trouble that the big boss of the Gorons is willing to bribe a small child to destroy monsters for him. Wow. But first, Link easily solves the problem blocking the Gorons off from their food source using a bomb flower and a little bit of brain power. Seriously? These guys couldn't think to do that on their own? I guess there's a reason "Goron" rhymes with "moron".
Afterwards, we top off the day by going to visit a whorish giant naked fairy on top of Death Mountain and talking yet again to the stupidest, most intrusive owl in the universe. Of course, in this episode, he actually proves useful for once. A quick way down to Kakariko via owl flight? Yes, please.
First!
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