TV CARNAGE: CASH NOW, PROBLEMS LATER

Donating sperm seems like the perfect way to make a little extra cash in college: It's easy, it's fun, and you're already doing it anyway. Of course, this is a terribly short-sighted view. If you were really smart, you'd find a beautiful girl, go steady with her, make her fall in love with you and then convince her to sell her eggs and split the money with you. Explain that you'll "more than likely use some of it to take her out to dinner or something."

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-TV CARNAGE

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[waddupitsjonny]

keep making tv carnage 4 ever

[GabeForDays]

Ooo and make sure she's jewish. Cha-ching!

[ProfessionalDrunk]

Respond to this video... you gotta be shitting me! i knew that the genrel population watche's the t.v. but damn! god is in the t.v.