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We're counting down to New Year's Eve
Jayden's going to NYC
yo Trev don't you wanna come with me
I would if I could but I can't and I'm not
But NYC is the New Year spot!
I'm tryin to get a job, in case you forgot
In case you forgot bro, the girls are hot
MOVING ON to some different material
NYC is full of venereal diseases
so you better watch out
cuz the girls are catholic but they're not devout
How many times do I have to tell ya
we don't have STDs in Australia
NYC is gonna be tight
I even stocked up on Vegemite
Jayden! Put that away
I already threw up twice today
Trevor! don't be sensitive
Vegemite is cancer-preventative
Serious man, I'm about to hurl
Serious, don't be such a little girl
How anyone can eat that I don't understand
Did you know that Geoff Redick likes...Superman?
Everyone knows that Batman is better
Geoff just got a Superman sweater
What? Ok that was a lie
But if they ever fought, Superman would die
Finally! You and I agree
That's why you should come to NYC!
bus, hotel, and food for free
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you've argued your point to an adequate degree
I'll do it
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