Gardasil Rap

A rap I made for a class. Don't take it too seriously.

Most likely, I know more about the studies, the science, and the issues surrounding Gardasil so please don't bother me with your opinion and all of the "research" you've done. If all you have is anecdotal evidence and quotes from idiots like Jenny McCarthy, don't bother.

I could care less if you are for or against this vaccine...ENJOY!

Lyrics
Hey girl, do you know you carry HPV?
20 million infected
It really doesn't surprise me
So don't feel so sad
Anyone can get it yeah
girl guy gay or straight
you have genital warts
but it could have been none

20 million infected and they don't even know it
passin HPV because their symptoms ain't showing
human papillomavirus it is an STD
What's the controversy with vaccinating pre teens?
It's highly effective in protecting the women
from getting certain strands and passing on infection
Merck & Company released a new vaccine
to prevent cancer caused by HPV
So I pose the question so it's plain to see
For you and for me, whats the controversy?
It's cuz parents are to blind to see that their daughters can get
what goes around...

There is no down side, It lacks side effects
except soreness where the Doc injects
Instead of believing vaccinating is a duty
to prevent spread and protect the community
Some parents believe it leads to promiscuity
But they don't see this issue with any acuity
Don't be naive thinking your daughter is perfect
Protect her from cancer, in case of mistakes and regrets
She's 10 years old now, can't protect her forever
Kids grow up and change as fast as the daily weather
Pre-marital sex, whether or not you think she will
I suggest your protect your daughter with Gardasil

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[phatbirdy3689]

Lol, Nice Song Dude...

[frAnkysGirl00]

very well done! my group is doing a presentation on gardasil in Bio. we might use this!

[pl0ue]

hey! nice work^^

[omgitsmariahh]

thats soo funy i just got the gardasil vaccine today...

XD

[i hate shots though]

nice vid!

it was awesome!

[sunnyosquirt]

you should seriously send this to merck and get paaaid! :)

[malenomace]

Dude, absolutely hilarious!!!! And your singing does not suck (at least not as bad as your jokes  j/k)...See you tomorrow, B

[sachiko808chan]

Hahahahaha, this hsould be made into a music video. X]

[animejunkie10]

wow. this is really cool. and by the way...your singing aint that bad ^_^

[emumal113]

i love this! i like the random justin timberlake picture in the middle. this was a really good rap! yay gardasil!

[bayledomn]

I used to worry about getting HPV. I thought there was no chance I could get it. Now I know better. Guy, girl, gay or straight - we're all at risk. Even though I am a guy, I plan on self injecting Gardisil daily. Thank you Marvin.  Thank you Justin Timberlake.