If You Believe In Global Warming (Then You Are F****** Dumb)

IF YOU BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING: Hippy Sympathizer 2009

You can sacrifice to any old god
Bet your thirst on a divining rod
Codes and crystals and UFOs
The stuff the Man doesn't want you to know
You can dig into what Masons do
Figure out their plans for you
We don't know what the Ancients knew
So who am I to make fun of you?
You can cast a chart with those planets on
(I could be right -- I could be wrong)
It's kind of hard to believe that shit
But it's totally cool if you're into it
Contact the dead with your ouija board
I think when they're dead you should cut the cord
But I'm not gonna sit here with you and judge
It's even OK if you give it a nudge

As you can see I'm a tolerant guy
I think that beauty is in the eye
But it pounds in my head like a big bass drum:
BELIEVING IN GLOBAL WARMING IS FUCKIN' DUMB.

Come with a cross and garlic in your hand
And say that vampires prowl the land:
If I sit down with you man-to-man
Perhaps one day I'll understand.
No Loch Ness monster's swimming around
Well, I'll be surprised if he's ever found
But I'd never say that it wasn't true
There's a chupacabra chasing you
You can cast a spell to seal my fate,
Read my thoughts, levitate,
You can say your aura's brown or blue
And I'm the last one who would laugh at you.
Math doesn't make much sense to me
So I can't disprove numerology
Maybe psychic healing is your way?
Then I hope you're feeling well today.

As you can see I'm a tolerant guy
I think that beauty is in the eye
But it pounds in my head like a big bass drum:
BELIEVING IN GLOBAL WARMING IS FUCKIN' DUMB.

Hippy Sympathizer 2009

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[d3lta42]

Earth has had and will continue to have hot and cold periods we are in a hot period.....our top scientist though are just idiots

[Mario1vsSonic1]

global warming have happened in earths history many times and after that a new iceage has always formed so if you think that there have been only one ice age in theworld history then you are wrong so we are heading towards another ice age but global warming is just another word for" making the process go faster"

[bladder1010]

Another good one!